Posted: under Games.
Tags: advice, dog, duty, exam, exercise, fun, funny, funtime, game, Games, humor, job, labor, laughter, legs, play, quiz, riddle, smiles, task, test, tips, work
Guess me this Riddle …
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What do you call a dog with no legs ??
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Apr 04 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: dinner, dog, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, link, restaurant, smiles, video, waiter, waitress
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Two Dogs in a Restaurant
Thought you might like this…too funny!
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ENJOY….
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May 19 2011
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: age, bird, children, dialect, discipline, dog, elderly, eyes, food, funny, granny, hilarious, humor, Jamaican, jokes, labrish, language, laughter, lessons, manners, mother, mother-in-law, patois, respect, rest, seniors, sleep, smiles, vernacular, words
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Lessons From Granny
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1. Ant follow fat, fat drown ant (Shows the negative effect of greed)
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2. Bad ting nuh hab owner (No one ever owns up to a bad deed)
.3. You nebber see empty bag tan up (If you are hungry you cannot work)
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4. Nuh put youself in a barrel when match-box can hol’ you (Do not pretend to be more important than you are)
.5. De Lard gib beard a them nuh hab chin fe wear eh (Some people have advantages that they cannot make use of)
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6. Wha sweet a mout sometime hot a belly (First impressions are often wrong)
.7. Big blanket mek man sleep late (Luxury encourages idleness)
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Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: abroad, age, airport, bird, cat, cemetery, child, cow, dialect, dog, elderly, fart, flight, fragrance, funny, ghost, granny, hilarious, home, House, humor, Jamaican, jokes, labrish, language, laughter, manners, mother, mother-in-law, odor, patois, perfume, respect, scent, school, seniors, smiles, traffic, vernacular, words
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… Yuh wing soon clip
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… Yuh mus be tink seh mi born behind cow
…. Puss an dawg nuh have de same luck
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… Learn fi dance a yard before yuh go abroad
…. Dawg know who fi bite and duppy know who fi frighten
…. Chicken merry! Hawk deh near
…. Yuh head faver someting whey johncrow draw brakes ina
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Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: classroom, designer, dog, exam, fashion, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, legs, Little Johnny, Mathematics, office, pants, promotion, smiles, student, style, suit, teacher, test, time, truck, vehicle
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than her too.” The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to the principal.
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
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Jul 10 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, bar, beer, bird, champagne, channel, children, computer, cop, dinner, dog, drugs, drunk, elderly, funny, gin, grown ups, hilarious, home, House, humor, internet, jokes, laughter, liquor, marriage, Mathematics, money, movie, officer, online, patrolman, pharmacist, pharmacy, police, relaxation, rest, restaurant, rum, scotch, seniors, sex, sheriff, sign, sleep, smiles, tequila, test, time, trooper, vacation, vodka, weather, whiskey, wine, youth
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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Jun 20 2009