Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: eagle, faith, hope, inspiration, language, life, Lord, occasion, scripture, stone, strength, time, trust, words
. . . . You Can’t Recover:
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The stone…………..after it’s thrown.
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The word……….after it’s said.
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The occasion…after it’s missed.
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The time………..after it’s gone.
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Apr 21 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Always take the time to smell the roses…and sooner or later you’ll inhale a bee.
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If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek…nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
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If genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.
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It’s always darkest before dawn…so if you’re gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that’s the tme to do it.
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away".
Tags: aid, assistance, bliss, Christ, comfort, day, devil, eagle, eagles, flight, God, happiness, holiness, Jesus, joy, King, Lord, love, man, meditation, memory, others, praise, praises, promise, psalm, rejoicing, satan, Savior, scripture, sleep, thought, woman

When I remember You on my bed,
I meditate on You in the night watches.
Because You have been my help,
Therefore in the shadow of Your wings
I will rejoice.
(Psalm 63:6-7)
Nov 21 2008
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry.
Tags: bird, eagle, earth, eyes, freedom, global, globe, God, inspiration, kingdom, love, nature, purpose, respect, universe, vision, wish, world
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He rides on the wind, always alone…
The valley his kingdom,
The mountaintop his throne.
The earth below… the sky above…
This symbol of freedom
That we all respect and love.
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Soaring far above where the bluebird sings,
Ruler of the skies…this vision on wings,
And we, the “earthbound creatures” here below,
Can only wish, but will never know,
Freedom unlimited… master of the skies…
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Nov 19 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: art, baby, bird, blonde, body, butt, control, cure, dictionary, dumb, eagle, eagles, exam, flight, fool, friends, friendship, funny, hair, health, home, House, humor, idiot, jokes, labor, language, laughter, man, Mathematics, medical, medication, medicine, menopause, moon, moron, penis, period, planet, plant, private, pussy, quiz, rabbit, rectum, sex, sky, smiles, stupid, television, test, testicles, tool, tools, truth, vagina, weather, woman, words
The Official Blonde Sex Quiz
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TRUE or FALSE?
1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.
2. “Spread Eagle” is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
7. Foetus is a character in “Gunsmoke”.
8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
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Oct 18 2008
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: action, airport, appreciation, attitude, belief, bird, bliss, boss, cab, car, choice, coffee, comfort, competition, customer, destination, eagle, earth, employee, employer, environment, eyes, friends, happiness, hope, job, journey, joy, kindness, language, listening, magazine, manager, message, mirror, mission, money, music, New York, New York City, others, phone, power, quotes, service, smiles, task, taxi, thought, traffic, travel, trip, truth, universe, vehicle, water, words, work, world
During Customer Service Week please share this great customer service story with your co-workers and…your customers. It’s a simple way to say…We Appreciate Your Business!
Great Service Is a Choice
(Excerpt from The Simple Truths of Service)
No one can make you serve customers well. That’s because great service is a choice. Years ago, my friend, Harvey Mackay, told me a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point. He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing Harvey noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for Harvey. He handed my friend a laminated card and said:
“I’m Wally, your driver. While I’m loading your bags in the trunk I’d like you to read my mission statement.” Read More
Oct 06 2008