Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", Inspirationals.
Tags: angel, blessings, body, cemetery, Christ, church, day, Easter, faith, ghost, glory, God, Good Friday, government, Heaven, holiness, home, House, humanity, inspiration, Jesus, language, life, Lord, love, man, Mathematics, minister, others, pastor, praises, preacher, priest, resurrection, Savior, scripture, soul, spirit, woman, words
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One Guy Didn’t
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Three guys were tried for crimes against humanity.
Two guys committed crimes.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were given government trials.
Two guys had fair trials.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were whipped and beaten.
Two guys had it coming.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were given crosses to carry.
Two guys earned their crosses.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were mocked and spit at along the way.
Two guys cursed and spit back.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were nailed to crosses.
Two guys deserved it.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys talked while they were hung on their crosses.
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May 18 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: blessings, Christ, church, Easter, God, Good Friday, happiness, inspiration, Jesus, joy, life, Lord, man, prayer, school, Sunday, thought, wishes, world
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One day, a man went to visit a church, He got there early, parked his car and got out. Another car pulled up near the driver got out and said, ” I always park there!
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You took my place!”
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The visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty seat and sat down A young lady from the church approached him and stated, “That ‘ s my seat! You took my place!”
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The visitor was somewhat distressed by this rude welcome, but said nothing.
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After Sunday School, the visitor went into the sanctuary and sat down. Another member walked up to him and said, ” That ‘ s where I always sit! You took my place!” The visitor was even more troubled by this treatment, Read More
Apr 02 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, Bunny, Easter, funny, hilarious, jokes, man, woman
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A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
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The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
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The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
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A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
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“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? ”
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The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, Easter, funny, jokes, smiles
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Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
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St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
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The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
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“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
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The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”
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St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?”
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The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.”
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Apr 01 2010
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: blessings, Easter, happiness, hope, joy, Lord, peace, strength
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Sending Easter blessings to all.
May you find Peace,
May you find Hope,
May you find Strength
in the Risen Lord.
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Mar 29 2010
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry.
Tags: assurance, blessings, Easter, forgiveness, glory, God, healing, inspiration, Jesus, joy, life, light, love, pride, Savior, victory, worth
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God sent His son, they called Him Jesus
He came to love, heal, and forgive.
He lived and died to buy my pardon,
An empty grave is there to prove my Savior lives.
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Because He lives, I can face tomorrow.
Because He lives, All fear is gone.
Because I know He holds the future,
And life is worth the living just because He lives.
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How sweet to hold a newborn baby,
And feel the pride and joy he gives.
But greater still the calm assurance,
This child can face uncertain days because He lives.
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Because He lives, I can face tomorrow.
Because He lives, All fear is gone.
Because I know He holds the future,