Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: Bunny, Easter, funny, jokes, wife
10. Goes around telling children that Santa’s not real.
9. All the eggs seem to be hidden in dingy Irish pubs.
8. Says to one of the kids, “Tug my tail again and you’re on a milk carton.”
7. Created the “Melissa” computer virus.
6. Recently walked in on his wife and the Energizer Bunny.
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
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Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
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Q: “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
A: “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
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Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, Easter, funny, jokes
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
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Apr 12 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, Bunny, Easter, funny, jokes, woman
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
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Apr 12 2009
Posted: under "Life is precious handle with PRAYER!".
Tags: Christ, Easter, eternity, glory, God, Jesus, joy, power, prayer, redemption, resurrection
O God, who for our redemption gave your only-begotten Son to the death of the cross, and by his glorious resurrection delivered us from the power of our enemy: Grant us so to die daily to sin, that we may evermore live
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: blessings, Christ, Easter, eternal, family, friends, happiness, Jesus, joy, life, love, peace, scripture, world
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WISHING YOU AND YOURS A HAPPY AND BLESSED EASTER!!!!
Apr 12 2009