Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
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Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
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Q: “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
A: “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
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Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: age, anxiety, argument, beauty, belief, blessings, butterfly, caring, cemetery, Christ, class, classroom, depression, difference, duty, Easter, eggs, elderly, era, excitement, faith, flowers, friends, ghost, girl, health, history, hope, inspiration, Jesus, job, King, labor, life, Lord, love, man, message, others, project, reason, school, scripture, season, seniors, sharing, spring, stress, student, sympathy, task, teacher, time, woman, work, youth
THE EMPTY EGG
Eight-year-old Steven was mentally retarded and had many
health problems. His health appeared to be growing worse ever
daily. His teacher was concerned his classmates might stop
identifying with him and loving him as they became more aware
of his differences.
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In April, the teacher asked the class to put together one
plastic Easter egg filled with a small object representing new
life in the Spring. Thinking Steven might not understand (and
not wanting to embarrass him), the teacher had each child
place their egg on her desk so that she could open each one
individually. She needn’t have worried.
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Apr 12 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: abroad, age, apple, apples, bell, bells, bishop, bus, car, church, college, computer, creativity, destination, duty, eggs, England, English, Englishman, era, exam, eyes, finger, fingers, fire, fool, foreign, France, French, fruit, fruits, funny, hand, hands, highway, hilarious, home, House, humanity, humor, idiot, internet, job, jokes, journey, labor, language, laughter, license, light, logic, logics, man, meat, minister, moron, online, others, paradox, pastor, perception, period, phone, plant, play, pope, preacher, priest, Professor, race, reflection, reverend, ring, road, school, sermon, sign, smiles, star, stupid, task, teacher, teeth, test, time, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, truck, tutor, university, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, vehicle, woman, words, work
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: age, blessings, bliss, cake, carrot, carrots, cheer, cheese, christmas, cold, companion, couple, diet, dinner, eggnog, eggs, era, exercise, fashion, food, fruit, fruits, funny, gratitude, happiness, history, holiday, holidays, home, House, humor, husband, ice, joy, laughter, life, man, Mathematics, meal, meat, new year, others, partner, party, period, rum, smiles, snow, spouse, style, taste, thankfulness, time, treats, veggie, veggies, war, weight, wife, wine, winter, wishes, woman
‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste,
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
Jan 28 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: alcohol, bar, beer, belt, cashier, champagne, check, coffee, drunk, earth, eggs, food, fruit, fruits, funny, gin, global, globe, hilarious, humor, jokes, language, laughter, liquor, man, Mathematics, meat, money, pub, rum, scotch, smiles, tequila, universe, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, weight, whiskey, wine, woman, words, world
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2 percent milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
The drunk says, “You must be single.”
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Jan 25 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: adversity, carrots, coffee, eggs, flavor, fragrance, friendship, granny, happiness, heart, life, mother, mother-in-law, opportunity, smiles, spirit, strength, tea, youth
You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. …..
A young woman went to her mother and told
her about her life and how things were so hard for
her. She did not know how she was going to make it
and wanted to give up, She was tired of fighting
and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved,
a new one arose.
Her mother took her to the kitchen. She
filled three pots with water and placed each on a
high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first
she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs,
and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She
let them sit and boil; without saying a word.