The Voice Activated Radio

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            I bought a new Chevy Avalanche

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And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn’t get the radio to work.

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The salesman explained that the radio was voice Activated.

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‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

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‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’
Came from The speakers.

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Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘
Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

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I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every
Time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’

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I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.

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Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,

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Comments (0) Feb 23 2012

Smilin’ … Stylin’ … Caring and Sharing !!!!

Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW", Inspirationals.
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Michelle Obama attends a St. Patrick's Day reception at the White House on March 17, 2011

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As the First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama has become a role model in the awareness arena for healthy eating, sharing her  homegrown recipes via her cookbook. Next celebrity chef?  She has also become a fashion icon and has been named by Forbes Magazine as the eighth most powerful woman in the world.

 

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Michelle Obama appears on the

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Michelle Obama speaks at the Democratic National Committee's Women's Leadership Forum, May 19, 2011.

First lady Michelle Obama speaks at the Democratic National Committee’s Women’s Leadership Forum in Washington….

 

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Michelle Obama speaks on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Oct. 17, 2011

First lady Michelle Obama speaks on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Monday, Oct. 17, 2011, during an event to honor schools that met the first lady’s goal to double the number of participants in the HealthierUS School Challenge in year.

 

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Michelle Obama attends cultural performances in Brasilia, Brazil, March 19, 2011.

Michelle Obama attends cultural performances in Brasilia, Brazil….

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Michelle Obama introduces President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall, New York

Michelle Obama introduces President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall, New York-

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Michelle Obama gestures before introducing her husband President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall in New York. She’s mingled barefoot among Aspen’s elite, stirred a Vermont utility executive to tears and bucked up disenchanted New Yorkers. The 2012 presidential campaign is well under way for Michelle Obama, and the first lady is promising to put herself into the election effort like never before. More than a year from Election Day, she is hauling in millions in campaign cash and sketching a portrait of her husband drawn with an intimacy that no one else could duplicate.

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Michelle Obama delivers a commencement address for the Quantico Middle/High School in Quantico, Va., June 3, 2011.

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Michelle Obama speaks to children at Christ Church College in Oxford, England.

Michelle Obama speaks to children at Christ Church College in Oxford, England.-
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Michelle Obama speaks to children from Elizabeth Garrett Anderson school in London as they visit Christ Church College in Oxford, England.

 

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Comments (0) Dec 18 2011

American “Idol” Fashionistas

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Season 10

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Top 3 finalists:  Lauren Alaina (aka the Chosen One) and Haley Reinhart wowed their way to the top in fabulous style and fashion……

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Haley Reinhart performs Beautiful by Carole King on by The Miracles on American Idol.FOX/Michael Becker - Thursday, April, 28, 2011, 4:28 AM 

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Haley Reinhart performs “Beautiful”

by Carole King

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Lauren Alaina performs Flat on the Floor by Katrina Elam on American Idol.FOX/Michael Becker - Thursday, May, 5, 2011, 6:5 AM

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Lauren Alaina performs “Flat on the Floor”

by Katrina Elam

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Haley Reinhart performs Bennie and the Jets by Elton John on by The Miracles on American Idol.FOX/Michael Becker - Thursday, March, 31, 2011, 5:31 AM

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Haley Reinhart performs “Bennie and the Jets”

by Elton John

and also

“You’ve Really got a Hold on Me”

by The Miracles

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Naima Adedapo performs Summertime by George Gershwin on American Idol.FOX/Michael Becker - Thursday, March, 3, 2011, 5:3 AM

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Naima Adedapo performs “Summertime”

by George Gershwin

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Ashthon Jones performs Love All Over Me by Monica on American Idol.FOX/Michael Becker - Thursday, March, 3, 2011, 5:3 AM

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Ashton Jones performs “Love All Over Me”

by Monica

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Comments (0) May 13 2011

Obama extends hands to Chavez, Ortega at summit

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President Barack Obama, left, talks to Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez,right,  

President Barack Obama, left, talks to Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez,right, as El Salvador’s President …

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PORT-OF-SPAIN, Trinidad – President Barack Obama offered a spirit of cooperation to America’s hemispheric neighbors at a summit Saturday, listening to complaints about past U.S. meddling and even reaching out to Venezuela’s leftist leader.

While he worked to ease friction between the U.S. and their countries, Obama cautioned leaders at the Summit of the Americas to resist a temptation to blame all their problems on their behemoth neighbor to the north.

“I have a lot to learn and I very much look forward to listening and figuring out how we can work together more effectively,” Obama said.

Obama said he was ready to accept Cuban President Raul Castro’s proposal of talks on issues once off-limits for Cuba, including political prisoners held by the communist government.

While praising America’s initial effort to thaw relations with Havana, the leaders pushed the U.S. to go further and lift the 47-year-old U.S. trade embargo against Cuba.

To Latin American nations reeling from a sudden plunge in exports, Obama promised a new hemispheric growth fund, an initiative to increase Caribbean security and a partnership to develop alternative energy sources and fight global warming.

As the first full day of meetings began on the two-island nation of Trinidad and Tobago Saturday, Obama exchanged handshakes and pats on the back with Venezuela’s Hugo

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Comments (0) Apr 18 2009

Reasons Revealed

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Court of Appeal’s reasons revealed [updated]  

Posted: 2009-03-13 16:23:12  

The Court of Appeal cited the role of the electorate in determining a political representative as among its reasons for not awarding the West Portland constituency to the PNP’s Abe Dabdoub.

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In its 82-page written judgement handed down this afternoon, the appeal judges pointed to established precedent for their decision.

..In arriving at their decision to uphold the ruling for a by election, Justices Seymour Panton, Algernon Smith and Karl Harrison relied on the 1977 election case of Mattison v Junor.

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Comments (0) Mar 14 2009

Barack and Michelle Obama: In Love, In Photos

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 Try a Little Tenderness

Barack and Michelle: Try a Little Tenderness

This photo was taken after the final presidential debate—this one in Hempstead, New York.

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Comments (0) Feb 13 2009