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Kiss and Slap
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
a young woman and her grandmother.
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After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
tech are interested in each other because they are giving each
other looks.
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Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there
without saying a word.
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The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for
that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she
slapped him.”
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The general manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know
the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
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If you’re ever caught sleeping on the job…
slowly raise your head and say –
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Nov 16 2011
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
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I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.
.Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had
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slipped into the check-out line pushing a
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cart piled high with groceries.
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Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman
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May 31 2011
Posted: under "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
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5 Ways God Uses Problems
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The problems you face will either defeat you or develop you – depending on how you respond to them.
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Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to use problems for good in their lives. They react foolishly and resent their problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring. .
Here are five ways God wants to use the problems in your life:
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1. God uses problems to DIRECT you.
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Sometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving. Problems often point us in a new direction and motivate us to change. Is God trying to get your attention?
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Sometimes it takes a painful situation to make us change our ways. (Read Proverbs 20:30)
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2. God uses problems to INSPECT you.
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People are like tea bags…if you want to know what’s inside them, just drop them into hot ever water! Has God tested your faith with a problem What do problems reveal about you?
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When you have many kinds of troubles, you should be full of joy, because you know that these troubles test your faith, and this will give you patience. (Read James 1:2-3)
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3. God uses problems to CORRECT you.
Some lessons we learn only through pain and failure. It’s likely that as a child your parents told you not to touch a hot stove. But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn the value of something…health, money, a relationship… by losing it.
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It was the best thing that could have happened to me, for it taught me to pay attention to Your laws. (Read Psalm 119:71-72)
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4. God uses problems to PROTECT you.
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A problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from being harmed by something more serious. Last year a friend was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss had
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May 02 2011
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
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‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’
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Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
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Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
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The frog says, ‘Sure. I have this,’ and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
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Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
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The kid says,”Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and See how you did.” His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
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After the store was locked up the boss came down. “How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, “One”.
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The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?” The kid says, “$101,237.65″.
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The boss says, “$101,237.65?” What the heck did you sell?” The kid says, “First I sold him a
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Mar 17 2010