Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish ~ Louise Bennett".
Tags: abroad, Africa, African, black, blacks, color, colors, culture, dialect, England, Englishman, foreign, granny, heritage, history, humor, Jamaica, Jamaican, labrish, language, laughter, Miss Lou, patois, smiles, vernacular
“Jamaica Labrish ~ Louise Bennett”
Back to Africa
LOUISE BENNETT
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Back to Africa, Miss Mattie?
You no know wha you dah seh?
You haf fe come from somewhe fus
Before you go back deh!
…
Me know say dat you great great great
Granma was African,
But Mattie, doan you great great great
Granpa was Englishman?
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Sep 29 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: Africa, body, Britain, celebrity, England, Englishman, funny, hand, hilarious, humor, Jamaican, jokes, journey, laughter, light, man, model, smiles, sound, South Africa, supermodel, thought, ticket, train, trip, woman
There was a Jamaican, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through South Africa. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Jamaican were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Englishman was thinking: “The Jamaican fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she
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Sep 21 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: accident, attendant, Canada, Canadian, captain, cemetery, Englishman, flight, funny, ghost, humor, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, London, man, pilot, plane, smiles, thought, West Indian, woman, words
A Jamaican, an Englishman, and a Canadian all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.
The supreme deity turned to the Englishman and asked, tell what is important about yourself. The Englishman responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth’s ecological system was most important. God looked at the Englishman and said, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand”.
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Sep 15 2008