Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: abroad, achievement, age, award, awards, car, check, day, duty, education, employee, employer, environment, era, exam, fire, foreign, funds, funny, hilarious, history, humor, job, jokes, knowledge, labor, laughter, license, model, money, overseas, period, reason, skill, skills, smiles, suit, super model, task, test, time, vehicle, wealth, winner, work
This is an actual job application!
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NAME: Greg Bulmash
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DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
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DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer and we can haggle.
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EDUCATION: Yes.
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LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
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SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
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Jan 23 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: campaign, celebrity, change, climate, earth, environment, food, global, life, organic, vegetarian, veggie
The 7 Greenest Celebrities
By Olivia Zaleski
More from Marie Claire
Time to take a break from tabloid tittle-tattle and salacious celeb scandals–sorry Paris, Britney and Colin. Instead, lets recognize the many mainstream stars making environmentalism public priority number one. From Brad Pitt to Leonardo Dicaprio to Sheryl Crow even Hayden Panettiere. Many of Hollywood’s heavy weights are using their fame to spread the good green word. Check the list and use the comment section below to claim which celebs float your green boat.
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Nov 19 2008
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: action, airport, appreciation, attitude, belief, bird, bliss, boss, cab, car, choice, coffee, comfort, competition, customer, destination, eagle, earth, employee, employer, environment, eyes, friends, happiness, hope, job, journey, joy, kindness, language, listening, magazine, manager, message, mirror, mission, money, music, New York, New York City, others, phone, power, quotes, service, smiles, task, taxi, thought, traffic, travel, trip, truth, universe, vehicle, water, words, work, world
During Customer Service Week please share this great customer service story with your co-workers and…your customers. It’s a simple way to say…We Appreciate Your Business!
Great Service Is a Choice
(Excerpt from The Simple Truths of Service)
No one can make you serve customers well. That’s because great service is a choice. Years ago, my friend, Harvey Mackay, told me a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point. He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing Harvey noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for Harvey. He handed my friend a laminated card and said:
“I’m Wally, your driver. While I’m loading your bags in the trunk I’d like you to read my mission statement.” Read More
Oct 06 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: achievement, action, activity, advice, air, appreciation, attractions, beauty, bliss, bridge, choice, contribution, creativity, design, designer, desire, earth, emotion, energy, environment, exam, exercise, feelings, foods, forgiveness, fulfilment, global, globe, goodness, gratitude, habit, happiness, healing, health, highway, humanity, importance, intention, intuition, journey, joy, land, life, lifestyle, lifetime, limitations, love, meditation, motion, nature, path, peace, perception, plane, potential, quiz, quotes, reality, road, strength, test, thankfulness, thought, tips, tour, trip, universe, vibration, wind, wisdom, world
To Rise Above
Achieving A High Vibration
All matter is made up of energy, and that energy is in motion continually. Everything in the universe, from the smallest molecules to the most complex living beings, has an optimal rate of vibration to keep it healthy. We reach this high vibrational level when we are whole, healthy, and fulfilling our potential. Human beings are able to consciously control these vibrations within themselves using a variety of techniques. We know when we have reached a high vibrational state because we feel good and can sense that we are aligned with all that is. We find we are capable of healing and have good intuition and perception that are a result of our resonating closer and closer to our ideal frequencies.
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Sep 30 2008
Posted: under Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, America, anger, bar, beer, bliss, body, boss, challenge, champagne, cheerfulness, choice, dance, day, depression, diet, doctor, dog, environment, exercise, eyes, family, fat, food, friends, friendship, game, gin, happiness, health, heart, hope, hospital, importance, influence, joy, life, liquor, man, massage, meditation, music, quotes, romance, rum, scotch, smiles, sport, stress, teeth, tequila, thought, time, tips, traffic, vodka, whiskey, wine, woman
“He who has health has hope, and he who has hope has everything.” -Arabian Proverb
1. Move More
Make it a daily challenge to find ways to move your body. Climb stairs if given a choice between that and escalators or elevators. Walk your dog; chase your kids; toss balls with friends, mow the lawn. Anything that moves your limbs is not only a fitness tool, it’s a stress buster. Think ‘move’ in small increments of time. It doesn’t have to be an hour in the gym or a 45-minute aerobic dance class or tai chi or kickboxing. But that’s great when you’re up to it. Meanwhile, move more. Thought for the day: Cha, Cha, Cha…. Then do it!
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Sep 15 2008
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: action, beauty, change, concern, dream, energy, environment, faith, food, God, heart, inspiration, language, life, man, others, power, prayer, quotes, spring, thought, truth, voice, weight, woman, words, world
PONDER THESE THINGS
Aligning Actions And Words
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Words carry a lot of weight in this world, from how we say them to what we say with them, but it is through our actions that we bring things into being. This is what we mean when we say to one another that actions speak louder than words. In many cases, what we say doesn’t necessarily line up with what we are doing, and it is here that it becomes clear that it’s easier to talk about doing something than it is to actually do something. At the same time, it’s easy to keep doing something that we don’t necessarily acknowledge ourselves doing verbally. It’s good for all of us to take a look every once and a while to make sure there is alignment between what we say and what we do.
For example, it’s easy to talk about our dreams, but it takes a lot more energy to take the many small steps that lead to bringing our dreams into reality. If all we ever do is talk about it, we begin to lose faith in ourselves because nothing changes on the external level. In this way, being all talk and no action is actually a form of self-sabotage. It’s also useful to examine our actions to see if, through them, we are following through on our words. For example, in expressing concern about the environment, we can look to make sure
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Aug 27 2008