Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, age, aid, anxiety, attorney, barn, bridge, car, country, cow, destination, era, farmer, funny, highway, hilarious, history, humor, jokes, journey, language, laughter, lawyer, license, man, Mathematics, movement, noise, path, period, pig, rabbi, religion, repairs, road, sleep, smiles, sound, surprise, time, tour, tourist, traffic, trick, trip, vehicle, words
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A Rabbi, A Hindu and a Lawyer
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A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the
country when their car expired. They set out to find help, and
came to a farmhouse. When they knocked at the door, the farmer
explained that he had only two beds, and one of the three had to
sleep in the barn with the animals. The three quickly agreed.
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The Rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other two
have the beds. Ten minutes after the Rabbi left, there was a
knock on the bedroom door. The Rabbi entered exclaiming,
“I can’t sleep in the barn; there is a pig in there.
It’s against my religion to sleep in the same room with a pig!”
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The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no
religious problem with pigs. However, about five minutes later,
the Hindu burst through the bedroom door saying, “There’s a COW
in the barn! I can’t sleep in the same room as a cow!
It’s against my religion!”
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The lawyer, anxious to get to sleep, said he’d go to the barn,
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Mar 07 2012
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: advantages, angel, beauty, couple, faith, family, farmer, food, footprints, fortune, friends, gift, God, gold, guest, heart, history, home, income, inspiration, life, love, mansion, moment, money, outcome, present, rest, riches, sharing, today, travel, trust, wealth, wife
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.
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The family was rude and refused to let the angels
stay in the mansion’s guest room.
Instead the angels were given a small space in
the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the
older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: farmer, funny, jokes, short
A fellow was walking along a country road when
he came upon a farmer working in his field. The
man called out to the farmer, “How long will it take
me to get to the next town?”
The farmer didn’t answer. The guy waited a bit and
then started walking again.
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Apr 24 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: farmer, funny, jokes
A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss.
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One evening all of his daughters had plans. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, “Hi, I’m Joe. I’m here for Flo. We’re going to the show - Is she ready to go?” The farmer frowned, but decided to let them go.
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Apr 09 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, cat, color, colors, companion, cop, dog, dumb, farmer, fool, funny, hair, hairstyle, home, House, humor, idiot, jail, jokes, laughter, man, Mathematics, moron, officer, partner, patrolman, police, prison, sheriff, smiles, sound, stupid, trooper, voice, woman
There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunettes.
So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came
to the farm house one of the cops saw the sacks, the officer yells, “There’s just three burlap sacks in here!” To which his partner replies, “Then kick them just to be sure it’s not them hiding”.
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Mar 08 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: farmer, funny, jokes, short, strawberries
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of
fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw
him and called, “What have you got in your truck?”
“Fertilizer,” the farmer replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy.
“Put it on strawberries,” answered the farmer.
Jan 28 2009