Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: baby, birthday, bliss, cemetery, check, companion, couple, dad, decision, doctor, duty, encouragement, father, favor, funny, ghost, happiness, health, hilarious, home, hospital, House, humor, husband, job, jokes, joy, labor, laughter, letter, mail, marriage, Mathematics, mother, partner, physician, smiles, specialist, spouse, surgeon, task, wife, work
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
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Mar 31 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: abundance, achievement, address, belief, blessings, community, faith, favor, God, gratitude, home, House, inspiration, journey, life, opportunities, persistence, potential, prosperity, road, success, thankfulness, travel
Can’t remember if I told you all, but:
I have moved out from 1 Beggars Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the corner of Bleak and Buster Circle. As of today, I have a brand new home.
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My new address is: Living Well on 3 Abundance Drive, located at the corner of Blessings Street and Prosperity Peak. No longer! will I allow my self to travel on Begging Peter to pay off Paul route, located at a dead end intersection called I Don’t Have, it connects with Borrowers Junction.
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Feb 20 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
Tags: aid, blessings, body, brain, burden, courage, cross, depression, favor, God, inspiration, job, life, light, load, love, opportunities, prosperity, strength, stress, task, weight, wisdom, work
I asked for Strength…..And God gave me Difficulties to make me strong.
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I asked for Wisdom…….And God gave me Problems to solve.
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I asked for Prosperity…And God gave me a Brain and Brawn to work.
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I asked for Courage……And God gave me Danger to overcome.
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I asked for Love………And God gave me Troubled people to help.
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Jan 28 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: favor, friends, life, link, love
donate a Mammogram - Free
A favor to ask, it only takes a minute….
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Please tell ten friends to tell ten today!
The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman.
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: adventure, blessings, bliss, boss, career, cemetery, children, day, depression, earth, employee, employer, family, favor, friends, friendship, ghost, growth, hands, happiness, heart, history, inspiration, job, journey, joy, life, love, man, manager, mother, mother-in-law, others, parents, road, stress, task, time, travel, trip, universe, woman, work, world, youth
Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
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Jobs come and go.
Love waxes and wanes.
Men don’t do what they’re supposed to do.
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Hearts break.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Careers end.
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Oct 18 2008
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: competition, favor, quotes, today, winner, world
“When you’re playing against a stacked deck, compete even harder. Show the world how much you’ll fight for the winner’s circle. If you do, someday the cellophane will crackle off a fresh pack, one that belongs to you, and the cards will be stacked in your favor.”
–Pat Riley
Oct 14 2008