E-mail To Wife

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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile… somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

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Comments (0) Jul 29 2008

“Bad Gift”

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A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

“Tomorrow,” his wife angrily told him, “there had better be something
in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!”

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in
the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it …. and found a brand

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Comments (1) Jul 10 2008