Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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This is hilarious! A true classic.
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A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he can fool them easy… So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game.
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The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.
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‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.’
This catches the Jamaican’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question.
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‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the moon?’
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The Jamaican doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
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Now, it’s the Jamaican’s turn.
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He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’
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Feb 07 2012
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW", Inspirationals.
Tags: Africa, African-American, age, aim, America, American, anniversary, arm, arms, army, beauty, black, blacks, bliss, body, bracelet, Brazil, Britain, British, campaign, caring, celebrity, ceremony, challenge, check, children, Chinese, college, community, companion, computer, couple, culture, designer, diamonds, diet, duty, earrings, earth, effort, election, England, era, Europe, example, exercise, family, fashion, finger, fingers, first lady, flag, food, funds, game, garden, global, globe, goal, gold, government, hair, hairdo, hairstyle, hand, hands, happiness, health, home, honor, House, hug, hugs, husband, icon, inspiration, internet, interview, jewelry, job, joy, kisses, labor, language, leader, life, London, love, magazine, man, Mathematics, military, money, moral, morning, mother, nation, navy, necklace, neighborhood, New York, online, partner, performance, period, photos, politics, power, president, project, recipe, ring, role model, school, service, sharing, show, smiles, soldier, soldiers, South Africa, sport, spouse, style, support, task, television, time, tour, universe, updo, values, veggie, veggies, veteran, veterans, voter, White House, wife, woman, words, work, world, youth
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As the First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama has become a role model in the awareness arena for healthy eating, sharing her homegrown recipes via her cookbook. Next celebrity chef? She has also become a fashion icon and has been named by Forbes Magazine as the eighth most powerful woman in the world.
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First lady Michelle Obama speaks at the Democratic National Committee’s Women’s Leadership Forum in Washington….
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First lady Michelle Obama speaks on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Monday, Oct. 17, 2011, during an event to honor schools that met the first lady’s goal to double the number of participants in the HealthierUS School Challenge in year.
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Michelle Obama attends cultural performances in Brasilia, Brazil….
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Michelle Obama introduces President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall, New York-
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Michelle Obama gestures before introducing her husband President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall in New York. She’s mingled barefoot among Aspen’s elite, stirred a Vermont utility executive to tears and bucked up disenchanted New Yorkers. The 2012 presidential campaign is well under way for Michelle Obama, and the first lady is promising to put herself into the election effort like never before. More than a year from Election Day, she is hauling in millions in campaign cash and sketching a portrait of her husband drawn with an intimacy that no one else could duplicate.
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Michelle Obama speaks to children at Christ Church College in Oxford, England.-
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Michelle Obama speaks to children from Elizabeth Garrett Anderson school in London as they visit Christ Church College in Oxford, England.
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Dec 18 2011
Posted: under Games.
Tags: brain, children, exam, exercise, focus, fun, funny, funtime, game, Games, granny, hilarious, humor, jokes, language, laughter, Mathematics, mother, mother-in-law, parent, quiz, smiles, test, words
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LET’S PLAY . . . LET’S GO !!!!!!!
LET ME PUT YOUR I.Q. TO THE TEST . . .
FUN… FUN… FUN… !!!!!!!!
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Thom’s mother has three kids…
One of their names is Nickel…
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Jul 15 2011
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry, Inspirationals.
Tags: activity, advice, belief, bliss, day, earth, exercise, eyes, faith, family, friends, friendship, future, game, global, globe, glory, God, gratitude, hand, happiness, hope, inspiration, Jesus, joy, knowledge, language, letter, life, love, man, others, perfection, power, praise, race, sport, thankfulness, Thanksgiving, time, tips, universe, victory, woman, words, world, worship
The ABCs of Inspiration
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A lthough things are not perfect
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B ecause of trial or pain
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C ontinue in thanksgiving
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D o not begin to blame
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E ven when the times are hard
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F ierce winds are bound to blow
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G od is forever able
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H old on to what you know
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I magine life without His love
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J oy would cease to be
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K eep thanking Him for all the things
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L ove imparts to thee
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M ove out of “Camp Complaining”
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N o weapon that is known
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O n earth can yield the power
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P raise can do alone
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Q uit looking at the future
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R edeem the time at hand
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S tart every day with worship
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T o “thank” is a command
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May 30 2011
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: aroma, benefit, celebrity, designer, exercise, fashion, flowers, food, fragrance, game, hats, journey, life, perfume, road, rose, roses, scent, sport, star, style, thought, travel
“As you walk down the fairway
of life
You must smell the roses,
for you only get to play
one round”
– Ben Hogan
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Serena Williams
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The tennis star attended the benefit honoring late designer Alexander McQueen.
May 05 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: actor, actress, Africa, American, baby, beauty, belief, belt, blacks, bliss, boobs, bracelet, breasts, celebrity, champion, child, church, companion, couple, designer, diamonds, earrings, engagement, eyes, family, fashion, friends, future, game, gift, gold, gown, hands, happiness, holiday, Hollywood, hugs, husband, Idol, jewelry, job, joy, judge, kisses, laughter, life, London, love, makeup, man, marriage, minister, moment, money, music, necklace, palace, parents, partner, party, pastor, photos, platinum, preacher, present, priest, Prince, princess, pumps, queen, relationship, ring, season, singer, smiles, sport, sports, spouse, star, style, suit, task, tennis, time, vacation, Valentine's Day, video, wedding, wife, winner, woman, work
Engagements of the Year … 2010!
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Prince William and Kate Middleton
After eight years of dating, Prince William popped the question during a Kenyan vacation in October. Middleton, who now wears Princess Diana’s sapphire engagement ring, will walk down the aisle April 29, 2011 at Westminster Abbey in London.
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Keith Britton and Zoe Saldana
After 10 years of dating, Britton popped the question in June — but Saldana prefers to keep their engagement private. “She doesn’t even introduce him as her fiancé,” a source said. “She likes to keep her personal life to herself and wants people to focus on her as an actress.”
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Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy
The former American Idol judge proposed to the makeup artist in February. “I’m smitten with Mezghan. I think she’s The One,” Cowell said before presenting Hussainy with an estimated $750,000 ring. “You know when you’ve found somebody very special.”
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Niecy Nash and Jay Tucker
The couple first announced their engagement at a small party with friends and family in September. “I cannot believe that God has been this kind that he would gift me this man,” Nash gushed of Tucker. The lovebirds will tie the knot in May 2011.
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Shannon Brown and Monica
The singer met her future fiancé when he played her love interest in the video for her song “Love All Over Me.” Engaged in October, Monica said she and the L.A. Lakers player are “realistic” about their future and “know who we are.”
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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson
After the news of their engagement was broken in November, Simpson hinted that their wedding
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Apr 01 2011