Church Meeting

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Preaching the Word by Areopagus

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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.

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After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary.

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There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church. Finally,

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Comments (0) Mar 14 2010

A movie that will touch your heart…‏

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What is the greatest gift you’ll ever give…or receive? 

 

GiftBowed16k.gif Gift Bow Wrapped image by StarcrossedJ

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It might surprise you, but just Click Here to find out in this unforgettable 3 minute movie.

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TODAY’S QUOTE

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“Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no
time and effort searching for peace and contentment
and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is
no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving.
Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume
you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops
on yourself.”

- Og Mandino

Comments (0) Mar 06 2010

FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~THOUGHT FOOD!

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“One of the greatest gifts you can give to anyone
is the gift of attention.”

- Jim Rohn

 Schmetterling. Butterfly. Motýl na božídarské louce. by g.seifret.

 

 

Comments (0) Mar 06 2010

CELL PHONES vs THE BIBLE

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HolyBible.gif Holy Bible image by RealYute

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Ever wondered what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phones?

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What if we carried it around in our purse or pocket?

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What if we flipped through it several times a day?

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What if we turned back to get it if we forgot it?

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What if we used it to receive messages from the text?

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What if we treated it like we couldn’t live without it?

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What if we gave it to kids as gifts?

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Comments (0) Mar 05 2010

WHO STARTED CHRISTMAS?

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The Virgin Mary & Jesus by vivsirena ( Busy, Busy )

The Virgin Mary & Baby Jesus

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This morning I heard a story on the radio of a woman who was out Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable. And after hours of hearing both her children asking for everything they saw on those many shelves, she finally made it to the elevator with her two kids.

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She was feeling what so many of us feel during the holiday season time of the year. Overwhelming pressure to go to every party, every housewarming, taste all the holiday food and treats, getting that perfect gift for every single person on our shopping list, making sure we don’t forget anyone on our card list, and the pressure of making sure we respond to everyone who sent us a card.

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Finally the elevator doors opened and there was already a crowd in the car. She pushed her way into the car and dragged her two kids

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Comments (0) Mar 02 2010