Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: friends, funny, golf, jokes
> Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods
> and
> found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
> ball
> back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
> patch.
> All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
> woman
> appeared.
>
> She said, ‘I’m Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me
>
> to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won’t
>
> have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better
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Apr 21 2009
Posted: under Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, car, golf, information, link, money, nation, phone, road, service, tips, traffic, travel, vehicle, video, voice
Here is something you will want to have and use! The telephone
company will charge you $1.50 to get a phone number from
information.
But, kudos to Google, now you can be connected to a business phone
number for free.
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Feb 22 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: argument, cemetery, companion, couple, dinner, funny, ghost, golf, hand, hands, hilarious, husband, jokes, language, marriage, obituary, partner, photos, sleep, sound, spouse, surprise, tool, tools, wife, words
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUBBIE: “Definitely not!”
…
WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”
HUBBIE: “Of course I do.”
…
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUBBIE: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
…
WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).”
HUBBIE: (makes audible groan).
…
Jan 22 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, cemetery, church, companion, couple, funeral, funny, game, ghost, golf, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, marriage, minister, obituary, partner, pastor, play, preacher, priest, respect, smiles, sports, spouse, thought, time, wife
Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course.
One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off.
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Nov 23 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, bank, children, couple, elderly, fart, funny, golf, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, man, money, restaurant, seniors, smiles, spouse, wife, woman
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back…
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
‘How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?’
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn’t say a word…
he knew better. Read More
Nov 06 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: accident, advice, age, aid, aim, anxiety, appreciation, attention, attitude, car, care, concentration, depression, doctor, duty, exam, eyes, focus, future, game, gift, goal, goals, golf, hand, health, history, inspiration, job, labor, language, life, Mathematics, mind, miracle, moment, period, physician, power, present, specialist, stress, success, surgeon, task, taxes, test, thought, time, tips, vehicle, war, wonder, words, work
I probably golf about as well as a slug wages war…. In fact, out of
consideration for my friends (I embarrass them), I quit playing with
anybody I know. It was too hard for them to watch. But I can still
appreciate what a golf enthusiast said about the game.
..
He listed three mental techniques to improve one’s golf game. And the
great part is this: these techniques not only help to improve a game,
they can help all of us live better lives. They are mental attitudes
that can help you and me live more in the moment and less in the past
or the future. Here they are… golf tips for better living.
..
1. Resist the urge to add up your score as you go along. If you
anticipate your score, you’ll be distracted from the task at hand.
..
In other words, live more in the present. Clear your mind of past
mistakes and even past successes, and try to think only about the here
and now.
..