Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Ride To The Airport
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Billy Graham had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast
and was taking a limousine to the airport.
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Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could
drive for a while. The chauffeur didn’t really have much of a
choice, so he got in the back of the limo and Rev. Graham took
the wheel.
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He turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 90 MPH.
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Soon the blue lights of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his
rearview mirror.
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He pulled over and a trooper came to his window.
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When the trooper saw who it was, he said,
“Just a moment, please, I need to call in.”
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The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.
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He said, “I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I
need to know what to do.”
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The chief replied, “Who is it, I hope not Ted Kennedy?”
The trooper said, “No, even more important.”
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“It isn’t the Governor, Jeb Bush, is it?” asked the chief.
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“No, even more important,” replied the trooper.
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jazzy REGGAE ~ Irie Riddim", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: anniversary, athlete, beaches, beauty, black, blessings, bliss, Blue Mountain, Bob Marley, brilliance, Britain, British, care, Caribbean, celebration, celebrity, cheerfulness, color, colors, country, dance, designer, destination, dialect, diamonds, dinner, dreadlocks, Dunn's River Falls, energy, exercise, fashion, food, foods, generation, generations, genius, girl, gold, government, granny, hand, happiness, humor, icon, inspiration, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, journey, joy, Kingston, land, language, laughter, leader, legacy, legend, life, lifestyle, lifetime, link, London, love, man, Montego Bay, mother, mother-in-law, mountain, movement, music, musician, nation, nature, Negril, North Coast, northcoast, Ocho Rios, palace, palm, palms, paradise, party, patois, period, pride, prime minister, Prince, queen, Queen Elizabeth, rasta, rastafarian, reggae, resorts, rhythm, riches, Rita Marley, rivers, Rose Hall, Rosehall, royalty, skill, skills, smiles, soil, souvenir, sport, sports, spouse, St Ann, style, sunset, sunshine, talent, time, title, tour, tourist, travel, tribute, trip, trophy, unique, Usain Bolt, vernacular, video, vigor, warmth, waterfalls, wealth, wife, winner, wishes, woman, words, worry
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Irie!!!
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Party Prince Harry danced his socks off in blue suede shoes during his royal visit to Jamaica.
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The prince was visiting Kingston when he was pulled to his feet by attractive
Chantol Dormer.
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The 27-year-old royal proved that his rhythm was on par with jammin’ style as he boogey-down to a rendition of reggae legend Bob Marley’s “One Love”.
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That night Harry attended a black tie state dinner with Prime Minister
Mrs Portia Simpson.
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In a well-received speech the prince had his audience eating out of his hand with a few jokes in the local patois.
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He said: ‘I count it a great privilege to be standing here tonight, representing The Queen in Jamaica on her Diamond Jubilee. Her Majesty has asked me to extend her great good wishes to you all, and is sorry that she can’t be here - so you’re stuck with me… but don’t worry, cos every liddle ting gonna be aright! ‘
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‘Your vibrancy and vigour, your wonderful welcome to visitors and your island’s natural beauties - all combine to make Jamaica unique. The Queen recognised this.
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Mar 14 2012
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: accident, age, beauty, bliss, check, cheer, classic, color, colors, destination, duty, election, era, funds, funny, government, happiness, highway, hilarious, history, humor, job, jokes, journey, joy, labor, language, laughter, light, loan, mind, model, money, music, musician, nation, noise, office, path, period, politics, pride, radio, road, salesman, singer, smiles, sound, support, supporter, task, time, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, truck, vehicle, voice, vote, voter, words, work
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I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
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And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn’t get the radio to work.
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The salesman explained that the radio was voice Activated.
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‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’
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‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’
Came from The speakers.
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Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘
Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.
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I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every
Time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’
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I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.
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Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
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Feb 23 2012
Posted: under "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: actor, actress, age, air Jamaica, Alexander Bustamante, Alton Ellis, anniversary, anthem, army, art, artist, attractions, awards, beaches, beauty, bird, black, blacks, blessings, bliss, Bob Marley, Boris Gardiner, brilliance, Bunny Grant, Caribbean, caring, carnival, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, champion, championship, cheer, Colin Powell, color, colors, comedian, comedy, community, competition, concert, country, courage, craft, crown, culture, custom, dance, dancer, determination, dialect, Dr Patrice Smith, education, Enid Cumberland, era, faith, festival, flag, flight, flowers, food, foods, force, fun, funtime, gold, government, Gregory Isaacs, happiness, helicopter, heritage, hero, history, home, hope, icon, independence, Independence Day, inspiration, intelligence, island, Jamaica, Jamaica Defense Force, Jamaican, Jimmy Cliff, joy, Keith Stewart, Kingston, land, language, laughter, leader, leadership, legend, life, lifestyle, lifetime, link, love, man, Marcus Garvey, meaning, memories, memory, message, military, Miss Jamaica, Miss Lou, Miss Universe, Miss World, Montego Bay, movie, music, nation, nature, Negril, neighbor, neighborhood, Newton Marshall, Norman Manley, North Coast, northcoast, Ocho Rios, Oliver Samuels, others, pageant, palace, palm, paradise, party, patois, peace, period, perseverance, photos, pilot, plane, play, pledge, power, pride, prime minister, queen, Queen Elizabeth, reggae, resort, respect, Rex Nettleford, rivers, Rose Hall, Rosehall, sceneries, scenery, scientist, sea, service, sharing, show, singer, skill, smiles, soil, soldier, Sonia Pottinger, sport, sports, St Ann, strength, sugar, sunshine, talent, time, Tinga Stewart, title, tourism, tourist, tourists, Trelawny, troops, tropics, unity, Up Park Camp, Usain Bolt, vernacular, video, views, village, water, waterfalls, wealth, West Indian, Westmoreland, winner, wisdom, woman, words
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PRIDE IN BEING A JAMAICAN
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(Join us at www.Jamaicalives.org)
“As we approach Jamaica’s 50th anniversary I am reminded of what Jamaica means to me — and the people who served with me in the Jamaica Defense Force. I became a…”
- Wayne D Russell
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Jamaica Lives - Wayne D Russell
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click on this link (and others to right)
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Feb 16 2012
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW", Inspirationals.
Tags: Africa, African-American, age, aim, America, American, anniversary, arm, arms, army, beauty, black, blacks, bliss, body, bracelet, Brazil, Britain, British, campaign, caring, celebrity, ceremony, challenge, check, children, Chinese, college, community, companion, computer, couple, culture, designer, diamonds, diet, duty, earrings, earth, effort, election, England, era, Europe, example, exercise, family, fashion, finger, fingers, first lady, flag, food, funds, game, garden, global, globe, goal, gold, government, hair, hairdo, hairstyle, hand, hands, happiness, health, home, honor, House, hug, hugs, husband, icon, inspiration, internet, interview, jewelry, job, joy, kisses, labor, language, leader, life, London, love, magazine, man, Mathematics, military, money, moral, morning, mother, nation, navy, necklace, neighborhood, New York, online, partner, performance, period, photos, politics, power, president, project, recipe, ring, role model, school, service, sharing, show, smiles, soldier, soldiers, South Africa, sport, spouse, style, support, task, television, time, tour, universe, updo, values, veggie, veggies, veteran, veterans, voter, White House, wife, woman, words, work, world, youth
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As the First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama has become a role model in the awareness arena for healthy eating, sharing her homegrown recipes via her cookbook. Next celebrity chef? She has also become a fashion icon and has been named by Forbes Magazine as the eighth most powerful woman in the world.
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First lady Michelle Obama speaks at the Democratic National Committee’s Women’s Leadership Forum in Washington….
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First lady Michelle Obama speaks on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Monday, Oct. 17, 2011, during an event to honor schools that met the first lady’s goal to double the number of participants in the HealthierUS School Challenge in year.
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Michelle Obama attends cultural performances in Brasilia, Brazil….
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Michelle Obama introduces President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall, New York-
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Michelle Obama gestures before introducing her husband President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall in New York. She’s mingled barefoot among Aspen’s elite, stirred a Vermont utility executive to tears and bucked up disenchanted New Yorkers. The 2012 presidential campaign is well under way for Michelle Obama, and the first lady is promising to put herself into the election effort like never before. More than a year from Election Day, she is hauling in millions in campaign cash and sketching a portrait of her husband drawn with an intimacy that no one else could duplicate.
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Michelle Obama speaks to children at Christ Church College in Oxford, England.-
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Michelle Obama speaks to children from Elizabeth Garrett Anderson school in London as they visit Christ Church College in Oxford, England.
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Dec 18 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: abroad, anniversary, belief, birthday, bliss, Britain, Canada, Canadian, Caribbean, cheer, children, color, country, courage, culture, custom, era, faith, flight, foreign, freedom, future, government, happiness, heritage, history, hope, independence, Independence Day, inspiration, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, journey, joy, laughter, light, link, London, man, memories, nation, others, parents, path, perspective, photos, plane, prime minister, Queen Elizabeth, road, roots, smiles, strength, struggles, style, sugar, ticket, time, travel, treasure, victory, video, West Indian, woman, youth
OUT OF MANY
ONE
PEOPLE
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Click on the links below……
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Jamaica’s High Commissioner to Canada Sheila Sealy Monteith has recommended this brilliantly-made, two-part documentary that details much of Jamaica’s march to Independence.
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The documentary is excellent …
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It is recommended to all - Jamaicans and non-Jamaicans - and in particular to young people. It will help bring perspective to the struggle endured to gain the independence Jamaicans enjoy today.
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This is extremely interesting and useful information on the beginnings of the process of Jamaica’s formal independence …….
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Aug 11 2011