Net Miles Of Smiles

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, “Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you’ve been wrestling an alligator!”

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,

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Comments (0) Mar 31 2009

“Congratulations my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.”

“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his nephew. Read More

Comments (0) Aug 29 2008

At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

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Since her new husband is so old, Lou
Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they
spend the entire night together.

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After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and
the
expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.

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They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
she prepares to go to sleep.

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After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
door, and it’s Wally. Again he is ready for more
“action”.

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Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the

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Comments (0) Jul 21 2008