Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
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“Congratulations my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.”
“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his nephew. Read More
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Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: age, bride, car, companion, couple, elderly, funny, groom, humor, husband, jokes, kisses, laughter, life, love, man, marriage, mother, mother-in-law, partner, seniors, sex, short, smiles, spouse, vehicle, wedding, wife, woman
It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed into the car for the first time with his new bride.
He asked, “Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?”
“Yes,” she cooed, kissing him lightly, “She told me everything.”
“Good,” said the elderly gentleman as he closed the door, “because I’ve forgotten.”
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Aug 19 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
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There is a story many years ago of an elementary teacher. Her name was Mrs. Thompson. And as she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children a lie. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same.
But that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard. Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he didn’t play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. And Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X’s and then putting a big “F”(fail) at the top of his papers. Read More
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Jul 31 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: action, age, bride, companion, couple, elderly, funny, groom, hilarious, honeymoon, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, marriage, moment, partner, sex, sleep, smiles, spouse, time, wedding, wife
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
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Since her new husband is so old, Lou
Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they
spend the entire night together.
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After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and
the
expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
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They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
she prepares to go to sleep.
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After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
door, and it’s Wally. Again he is ready for more
“action”.
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Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the
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Jul 21 2008