Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cemetery, cold, companion, couple, funny, ghost, heart, Heaven, hilarious, home, House, humor, husband, ice, jokes, language, laughter, man, obituary, partner, peace, sleep, smiles, snow, spouse, television, wife, woman, words
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1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Kelly. How’d you die?
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1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
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1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
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Jun 21 2011
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: bliss, care, children, compassion, courage, dad, family, father, Father's Day, forgiveness, grace, happiness, Heaven, home, House, inspiration, joy, love, psalm, rejoicing, scripture, smiles, strength, success, tribute, wisdom
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A father loves his children, just as they are.
He cares enough to give the very best—himself.
When they’re in trouble, he’s there to help.
When they need wisdom, he offers counsel.
When they have successes, he rejoices with them.
When they make mistakes, he forgives.
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Jun 19 2011
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", Inspirationals.
Tags: angel, blessings, body, cemetery, Christ, church, day, Easter, faith, ghost, glory, God, Good Friday, government, Heaven, holiness, home, House, humanity, inspiration, Jesus, language, life, Lord, love, man, Mathematics, minister, others, pastor, praises, preacher, priest, resurrection, Savior, scripture, soul, spirit, woman, words
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One Guy Didn’t
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Three guys were tried for crimes against humanity.
Two guys committed crimes.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were given government trials.
Two guys had fair trials.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were whipped and beaten.
Two guys had it coming.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were given crosses to carry.
Two guys earned their crosses.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were mocked and spit at along the way.
Two guys cursed and spit back.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were nailed to crosses.
Two guys deserved it.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys talked while they were hung on their crosses.
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May 18 2011
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: attitude, behavior, bliss, body, cheerfulness, dance, earth, exercise, global, globe, happiness, heart, Heaven, joy, laughter, life, love, man, others, quotes, smiles, soul, spirit, today, universe, woman, world
“DANCE
LIKE NO ONE’S WATCHING,
LOVE
LIKE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN HURT AND
LIVE
LIKE IT’S HEAVEN ON EARTH”
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– MARK TWAIN
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Apr 06 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: advice, beauty, car, child, church, family, father, feelings, goal, Heaven, home, inspiration, life, man, mother, parents, road, scenery, school, smiles, spirit, thought, travel, trip, view, woman
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“Thanks for inviting me to go to church with you next Saturday, Uncle Al.” Tim and his uncle were on their way to Bonny Lake. They had heard the fishing there was great. “I . . . I don’t want to hurt your feelings,” continued Tim, “but . . . well . . . I’m not sure I want to get into this religious stuff. Besides, Mom and Dad don’t think it’s a good idea.”
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“Oh?” asked Uncle Al in surprise. “I thought you said that your parents wouldn’t mind if you went with me. You sounded quite interested last week. You even said the Gospel was beginning to make sense to you.”
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“Yeah, but since then I’ve done a lot of thinking,” Tim said slowly. “I don’t think I feel like getting ‘saved’ right now. The crowd I hang around with at school wouldn’t understand, and I like being with them. Someday I’ll start going to church, but I think I’ll just go on the way I am for a while. I know I’m not perfect, but I’m not so bad, either.”
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Tim’s uncle drove on silently for a few minutes. “Oh, no!” he exclaimed as they passed a road sign. “I was so intent on our conversation that I missed the turnoff! We should have gotten off this road five miles back!”
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“Guess we’ll have to turn around and go back now, huh?” asked Tim.
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But Uncle Al shook his head. “I don’t feel like turning around right now,” he said. “I guess we’ll just keep going
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Jul 23 2010
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: beauty, child, drunk, God, Heaven, humor, inspiration, judge, life, man, moment, money, neighbor, smiles, thought, woman
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Surprised
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I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven’s door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.
~. . .~
But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.
~. . .~
There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.
~. . .~
Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
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Jun 18 2010