Posted: under "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
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PRIDE IN BEING A JAMAICAN
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(Join us at www.Jamaicalives.org)
“As we approach Jamaica’s 50th anniversary I am reminded of what Jamaica means to me — and the people who served with me in the Jamaica Defense Force. I became a…”
- Wayne D Russell
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Jamaica Lives - Wayne D Russell
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Feb 16 2012
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: accomplishments, aircraft, aircrew, challenge, conditions, happiness, helicopter, Jamaican, joy, life, love, military, mission, operation, rescue, smiles, soldiers, teamwork, thought, weather
JDF Air Wing comes to the defence of Jamaicans again
Published: Saturday | May 23, 2009
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Despite high winds and pounding rains, which caused poor visibility, soldiers from the Jamaica Defence Force (JDF) Air Wing were able to rescue 10 people who were stranded on a roof in Winchester, St Thomas, on Thursday.
Captain Andrew Spence, mission commander, described the event as “challenging”.
“It was very windy and it was raining heavily, so it was challenging to keep the aircraft steady for the guys in the back. It’s not as simple as having the aircraft in one place,” he
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May 23 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Wouldn’t it be nice to just give all the idiots of the world signs?
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Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.
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Apr 13 2009
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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A small village some miles away experienced heavy rains. A rastafarian’s home
was flooded out. On the roof the rastafarian prayed to Jah to save him. Feeling
sure that his prayer would be answered he waited patiently. After a few minutes
some men came in a boat and asked him if he needed help. To this he replied:
“Jah will save I and I.” So the boat left. A few minutes passed then a plane came
to aid the dread followed by a helicopter, and each time the Ras replied:
“Jah will save di I.”
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Sep 13 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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Help me! This is too much…….
After an Air Jamaica flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, welcome to Flight 025, non-stop from Kingston to Miami . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and…OH, MY GOD!”
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m
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Jul 17 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, child, computer, cop, drunk, employee, fireman, funny, helicopter, hilarious, home, job, jokes, laughter, parents, plane, policeman, sheriff, voice, work
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned
in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main
computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was
greeted with a child’s whisper.
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“Hello.”
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“Is your daddy home?” he asked.
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“Yes,” whispered the small voice.
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” May I talk with him?”
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The child whispered, “No.”
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Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is
your Mommy there?”
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“Yes.”
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“May I talk with her?”
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Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
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Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”
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“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman”
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Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the
boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
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Jul 17 2008
