Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: alcohol, bar, beer, brandy, cemetery, champagne, devil, drunk, funny, ghost, gin, hell, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, liquor, rum, satan, scotch, smiles, tequila, vodka, whiskey, wine
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell.
Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: age, America, American, body, cemetery, country, day, devil, dialect, duty, era, funny, German, Germany, ghost, government, hell, hilarious, history, home, House, humor, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, jokes, labor, language, laughter, man, obituary, others, patois, period, power, relaxation, rest, robber, Russia, Russian, satan, sign, smiles, sound, task, time, vernacular, woman, words, work
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that
there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do
they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a
bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
..
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he
moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the
Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they
are all more or less the same as the German hell.
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Sep 21 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: attorney, court, devil, funny, Heaven, hell, humor, jokes, judge, language, laughter, law, lawyer, rules, satan, short, smiles, voice, words
There was a fence that divided Heaven from Hell. One day God notices that the devil’s side is in pretty bad shape. It is falling down, badly in need of paint, weeds growing up around it, etc.
So, God hollers over the fence, “Hey Satan, why don’t you fix up your side of the fence?”
Satan hollers back, “Why don’t you mind your own business.”
So God says, “I’ll hire a lawyer and sue you if you don’t.”
The devil replies, “Yeah, right. Where are YOU going to find a lawyer?”
Sep 05 2008