FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~THOUGHT FOOD!

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If we keep the LORD ever before us,

allowing our hearts to go out in thanksgiving

and praise to Him, 

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We shall have a continual freshness of

energy and joy

in our daily lives.

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STAY  HAPPY  AND  BLESSED

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WALK  IN  YOUR  BLESSINGS !!!!!!!!! 

 

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Comments (0) Sep 16 2013

Safety Competition

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Pedal Car Arrest by Spacing Magazine.

 

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 A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him

that he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition,

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all because he was wearing his seat belt.

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“What are you going to do with the prize money?”

the officer asked.

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The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to the driving school

and get my license.”

 

His wife said, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart

Aleck when he’s drunk.”

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The guy in the back seat popped up from under the

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Comments (0) Jul 12 2013

The Wife’s Cat

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A Jamaican man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of it one day

by driving twenty blocks from his home and leaving it at the park.

 

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As he was getting home,

the cat was walking up the driveway.

 

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The next day he decided to drive the cat forty blocks away.

He put the beast out and headed home.

 

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Driving up his driveway, there was the cat!

 

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He kept taking the cat farther and farther away

and the cat would always beat him home.

 

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At last he decided to drive a much greater distance away,

turning right, then left, past bridges,

then make more right and left turns

until he was sure he was a safe distance

then left the cat there.

 

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Hours later the man calls home to his wife,

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Comments (0) Apr 14 2013

A MountainWings Moment - No Need to Be Discouraged‏

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No Need to Be Discouraged

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As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a
local Little League baseball game that was being played in a
park near my home.
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As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked
one of the boys what the score was.
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“We’re behind 14 to nothing,” he answered with a smile on his
face.
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“Really,” I said. “I have to say you don’t look very
discouraged.”
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“Discouraged?” the boy asked with a puzzled look.
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“Why should we be discouraged?
We haven’t even been up to bat yet.”
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I don’t know who wrote the above joke but when life has you
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Comments (0) Feb 24 2013

“Something really cheap…”

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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $250.00

 

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“That’s a bit much”, said Tim, so she returned with another bottle for $130.00.

“That’s still quite a bit”, Tim complained.

 

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Growing annoyed, the clerk showed him a perfume valued at $50.00.

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Comments (0) Feb 21 2013

DON’T MESS WITH JAMAICANS

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A Jamaican goes to Australia and goes to Woolworth’s grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

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The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Jamaican to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.

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The Jamaican goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

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Next week the Jamaican finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.

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Again, the Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog, and he will probably feed dog food to his kids.
He asks the Jamaican to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.

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The Jamaican goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
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Next week the Jamaican comes to Woolworth with a bag. He asks the manager to put his
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Comments (0) Feb 05 2013