Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bride, funny, groom, hilarious, honeymoon, jokes, life, wedding, wife
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, “Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you’ve been wrestling an alligator!”
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,
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Mar 31 2009
Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: action, activity, beaches, beauty, Caribbean, choices, earth, Eden, entertainment, experience, freedom, garden, glory, happiness, heart, honeymoon, hospitality, hotel, Jamaica, Jamaican, joy, life, link, love, marriage, mind, music, Negril, paradise, peace, photos, reggae, relaxation, resort, restaurant, rhythm, Rick's Cafe, romance, service, smiles, soul, spa, spirit, sports, sunset, taste, touch, tropics, vacation, vision, warmth, waterfalls, wedding, world
Whether you’re looking for solitude, natural beauty or a happening hot spot, find your perfect beach on an exotic corner of the world……
Boisterous reggae, white-sand beaches, lush foliage, and clear waterfalls: That’s Jamaica, mon!!!!
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Once You Go, You Know.
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JAMROCK!!!!!!
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Enter the elegantly rustic, jewel-like lobby and immediately come face to face with a beach so magnificent it takes your breath away. A half mile of pearl-white sand arching in a perfect crescent, kissed by translucent turquoise water-the spectacular sight of the undulating aquamarine sea greets you from every corner of Sandals Negril in Jamaica. The lushness of the gardens, the staff’s easygoing warmth and the ever-present, soothing sound of surf - you’ll find time slipping away as you become one with the carefree Negril state of mind.
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Mar 29 2009
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: airline, children, couple, flight, funny, hilarious, honeymoon, husband, jokes, man, marriage, mother-in-law, plane, sex, spouse, wedding, wife, woman
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Nescafe.” Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: “Good till the last drop.” Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: “Benson & Hedges.” Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra Long. King Size.” She was again
slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing.
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Oct 15 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: action, age, bride, couple, elderly, funny, groom, hilarious, honeymoon, husband, jokes, marriage, moment, wedding
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
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Since her new husband is so old, Lou
Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they
spend the entire night together.
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After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and
the
expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
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They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
she prepares to go to sleep.
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After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
door, and it’s Wally. Again he is ready for more
“action”.
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Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the
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Jul 21 2008