Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: ability, accident, American, belief, cab, car, career, challenge, comedian, creativity, discipline, effort, flight, idea, inspiration, New York, opportunity, performance, persistence, practice, preparation, quotes, referee, result, secret, skills, stadium, strength, talent, taxi, time, vehicle, Yankee stadium
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A determined little turtle once climbed a tree. He somehow made it to
the first branch. Then he jumped into the air waving his front legs
and crashed to the ground.After a while he slowly climbed the tree again. And again he jumped.
This time he flapped all four of his limbs, but still plummeted to the
hard ground.The persistent turtle tried again and again with the same results. A Read More
Jun 13 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Apr 24 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: beauty, country, funny, God, Heaven, idea, inspiration, Jesus, life, Lord, peace, road, season, soul, stranger, summer, trust, winter
A stranger came by the other day with an offer that set me to thinking. He wanted to buy the old barn that sits out by the highway. I told him right off he was crazy. He was a city type, you could tell by his clothes, his car, his hands, and the way he talked.
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He said he was driving by and saw that beautiful barn sitting out in the tall grass and wanted to know if it was for sale. I told him he had a funny idea of beauty.
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Mar 04 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: aroma, blacks, child, communication, conversation, cow, discussion, duty, fart, flight, fragrance, funny, girl, hilarious, horse, humor, idea, job, jokes, language, laughter, odor, passenger, perfume, plane, president, scent, smiles, surprise, task, thought, words, work, youth
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard
that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.”
… The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed itslowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talkabout?”
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Feb 21 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: desire, direction, dreams, focus, friends, future, hope, idea, life, meaning, path, plan, promise, research, significance, source, success, thought, track, universe, victory, vision
You could find yourself pondering long-range plans, or trips to faraway places. A feeling of longing may accompany these thoughts, as well as a sense that the future is filled with promise. You may have the vision of your future firmly in mind with no doubt of your reaching it, but you could feel longing because you may not be sure what steps to take to get there. Such a desire is what will keep you moving toward your dreams, like a carrot dangling in front of a horse. These are three important elements of making your dreams reality, and you are certainly on the right track with feelings such as these. By making long-range plans, and infusing them with your desire and hope, you have all the pieces of the puzzle in your hands.
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Feb 01 2009
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Tags: aroma, black, blacks, color, duty, fart, flight, fool, fragrance, funny, girl, hilarious, humor, idea, idiot, job, jokes, language, laughter, moron, odor, passenger, perfume, plane, president, scent, smiles, stranger, task, thought, White House, words, work, youth
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly
and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?” “Oh, I
don’t know,” said the stranger. “Since you are black, do you think
that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?”
and he smiles.
Jan 15 2009
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