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Kiss and Slap
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
a young woman and her grandmother.
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After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
tech are interested in each other because they are giving each
other looks.
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Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there
without saying a word.
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The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for
that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she
slapped him.”
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The general manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know
the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
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The miracle is this–
the more we share,
the more we have.
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- Leonard Nimoy
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Mar 09 2012
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It’s not the honors
and not the titles
and not
the power that is of ultimate importance.
It’s what resides inside.
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- Fred Rogers
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Mar 07 2012
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: approach, attitude, beauty, behavior, bliss, character, discipline, eyes, food, friendship, goodness, happiness, heart, impression, joy, life, lifestyle, love, man, morals, nature, personality, smiles, strength, taste, thought, values, vision, woman
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“GOOD looks catch the eye
but a
GOOD personality catches the heart”
Nov 12 2010
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
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Collards is green,
my dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s
and without all them fleas.
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You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry
jist a-fry’n in the pan.
Yo’re as fragrant as “snuff”
right out of the can.
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You have some’a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we’re out in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I’m in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
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Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
What I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
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Aug 13 2008