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Collards is green,
my dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s
and without all them fleas.
***
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry
jist a-fry’n in the pan.
Yo’re as fragrant as “snuff”
right out of the can.
***
You have some’a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we’re out in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I’m in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
***
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
What I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
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Aug 13 2008
