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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*
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1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
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2. Dictate – My girfriend say my dictate good.
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3. Catacomb – I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
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4. Foreclose – If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
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Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.
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The family was rude and refused to let the angels
stay in the mansion’s guest room.
Instead the angels were given a small space in
the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the
older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.
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How many zeros in a billion??? This is too true to be funny…
The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it’s releases.
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Apr 15 2009