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A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?” A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up.” .. DID NOAH FISH? .. A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?” “No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms.” .. THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD .. A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23 . She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about the task - but he just couldn’t remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, “The Lord is my Shepherd, and that’s all I need to know.” .. UNANSWERED PRAYER .. The preacher’s 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. “Well, Honey,” he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. “I’m asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.” “How come He doesn’t answer it?” she asked. .. BEING THANKFUL .. A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, “So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That’s very commendable. What does she say?” The little boy replied, “Thank God he’s in bed!” .. ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS .. When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past). For several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, “and all girls.” This soon became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, “Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?” Her response, “Because everybody always finish their prayers by saying ‘All Men’!” .. SAY A PRAYER .. Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. “Johnny!
A MountainWings Moment - Don’t Mess with MomPosted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny Poetry, Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Come on… Get your groove on !!!!Posted: under "Jazzy REGGAE ~ Irie Riddim", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
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Simply Stunning!Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW". Michelle Obama goes glam and stays stylish while touring England and Ireland Simply Stunning. President Obama may have been touring Great Britain for political reasons, but the eyes of the fashion-forward were on Michelle Obama. Could she be able to keep up with the British prime minister’s wife, Samantha Cameron, who is known for being a bit of a fashionista? How would she measure up to Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton and her accessible style? Would she make a fashion faux-pas and represent the United States while wearing a little-known foreign designer’s duds? .. Have no fear—she looked amazing. We took a look at some of her top outfits from the trip; here, the president and first lady pose with Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip before a banquet at Buckingham Palace on Tuesday. *** Let’s take a closer look at that gorgeous dress, shall we? . The ivory ruched Georgette gown by Tom Ford has white ribbon-and-bow detailing at the waist;
American “Idol” FashionistasPosted: under "DID YOU KNOW". Season 10=========. Top 3 finalists: Lauren Alaina (aka the Chosen One) and Haley Reinhart wowed their way to the top in fabulous style and fashion…… .
. Haley Reinhart performs “Beautiful” by Carole King ****
. Lauren Alaina performs “Flat on the Floor” by Katrina Elam ****
. Haley Reinhart performs “Bennie and the Jets” by Elton John and also “You’ve Really got a Hold on Me” by The Miracles ****
. Naima Adedapo performs “Summertime” by George Gershwin ****
. Ashton Jones performs “Love All Over Me” by Monica ****
Smiles and Happiness . . . Weddings of 2010Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
. LaLa Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony“It was the most amazing night of my life,” Vasquez, 31, said of July 10 NYC wedding to the Denver Nugget star, 26. After a 20-minute ceremony, where their three-year-old son Kiyan served as ring bearer, the couple and their 300-plus guests danced to ’70s R&B and hip-hop tunes.
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. Alicia Keys and Swizz BeatzThe expectant singer — in a one-shoulder silk Vera Wang draped dress — and the hip-hop producer, 32, were wed by pal Dr. Deepak Chopra at a private residence in Corsica, France July 31 (also in attendance: Queen Latifah and Bono). Three months later, the crooner, 29, gave birth to their son Egypt. ***
. Chelsea Clinton and Marc MezvinskyClad in Vera Wang, the daughter of former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton swapped vows with the
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Dec 06 2011
