Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
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The judge had not yet put in an appearance in the San Diego traffic court. When the bailiff entered the courtroom, he sensed the nervousness of the traffic offenders awaiting their ordeal.“Good morning, ladies and gentlemen,” he said. Read More
Apr 24 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, cat, color, colors, companion, cop, dog, dumb, farmer, fool, funny, hair, hairstyle, home, House, humor, idiot, jail, jokes, laughter, man, Mathematics, moron, officer, partner, patrolman, police, prison, sheriff, smiles, sound, stupid, trooper, voice, woman
There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunettes.
So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came
to the farm house one of the cops saw the sacks, the officer yells, “There’s just three burlap sacks in here!” To which his partner replies, “Then kick them just to be sure it’s not them hiding”.
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Mar 08 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: cop, funny, hilarious, humor, jail, job, jokes, laughter, man, officer, patrolman, police, sheriff, short, smiles, task, test, trooper, work
An applicant was filling out a job application at the county jail. When he came to the question,
“Have you ever been arrested?”
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HE DOESN’T KNOW JACK
A carjacker upset by his noisy neighbors in Bonita Springs, Fla., drove to the sheriff’s office in a car he had recently carjacked to report the disturbance.
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JUST HANGING OUT
A man entered a sandwich shop in Hendersonville, N.C., wearing a mask over his face and a pair of very baggy pants. When he tried to get to the cash register, he fell over a counter, then ran out of the restaurant empty-handed. Then, as he tried to climb over a fence, his baggy pants got caught on a fence post, leaving him hanging upside down until the police arrived and unsnagged him.
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Jan 23 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: African-American, age, America, American, anxiety, appreciation, belief, bird, black, blacks, blossom, blossoms, burden, character, charity, child, children, color, colors, contribution, cross, culture, custom, day, depression, determination, diamonds, difference, diversity, donation, dream, dreams, eagle, eagles, earth, economy, embrace, era, experience, fact, facts, faith, flight, flowers, freedom, gem, gift, global, globe, God, growth, heart, heritage, history, honor, humanity, image, inauguration, influence, inspiration, jail, jewelry, judge, land, learning, life, lifestyle, lifetime, load, love, man, Martin Luther King, mind, nation, nature, neighbor, opportunity, others, period, philosopher, power, prayer, president, prison, race, religion, respect, rose, roses, skin, society, status, stress, struggles, thought, time, today, trials, truth, universe, value, victory, war, weight, woman, world, worries, worry
By: Frank Gilliard
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I have a dream that my four little children will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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On the eve of commemorating the contributions of a great American freedom fighter and philosopher let us take a fresh look at one of the tenets of his dream; “That one day humankind would be freed from the prison of its skin.” Growing up black in a society where the first criteria for determining a person’s value was skin color influenced how I established my own self worth. Over the years, I have been able to escape many of the boundaries that were set by our society but unfortunately, this facet of our barbaric nature remain, and continues to prevent us, as a society, from discovering God’s image and likeness in one another. ***
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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The Lord ah mi one boss, and mi nuh fi want nutt’n.
Ah Him ah prevent mi from tell off people everyday.
Ah Him ah gimme peace, when so-so madness a gwan roun’ mi.
Ah Him ah remine mi fi pray and fi do everyting widout complain, murmur or kiss mi teet.
Ah Him ah remine mi dat ah Him, noh mi job, ah mi source, although lickle more pay woulda nice.
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Jan 04 2009