Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: advice, age, appearance, attitude, change, choice, church, day, education, embrace, era, facts, food, funds, gift, history, home, House, impact, inspiration, language, life, lifestyle, lifetime, man, Mathematics, money, others, period, play, present, skill, skills, thought, time, tips, truth, woman, words
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Attitude
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The longer I live,
the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.
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Attitude to me is more important than facts.
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It is more important than the past, than education, than money,
than circumstances, than what other people think, or say or do.
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It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill.
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It will make or break a company, a church or a home.
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The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the
attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our
past. We cannot change the fact that people will act in a
certain way. We cannot change the inevitable.
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The only thing that we can do is to play on the one string we
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Apr 18 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bishop, church, eyes, funny, gospel, hand, hands, hilarious, humor, jokes, language, laughter, man, Mathematics, minister, pastor, pope, preacher, priest, reading, reverend, scripture, sermon, short, show, sin, sins, smiles, Sunday, understanding, woman, words
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A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about
the sin of lying.
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To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
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The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands to
indicate
how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something".
Tags: beacon, belief, Bible, bliss, Christ, Christian, Christianity, comfort, Comforter, day, dream, earth, evidence, eyes, faith, focus, food, gift, global, globe, God, gospel, grace, happiness, heart, Heaven, holiness, Holy Spirit, hope, inspiration, Jesus, joy, King, land, language, leader, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, Lord, love, man, moment, others, pain, partner, praise, praises, present, Savior, scripture, security, sheep, shepherd, smiles, soul, spirit, success, thought, torch, trust, universe, victory, wisdom, wishes, woman, words, world
Holy Spirit’s presence on the Day of Pentecost
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“Faith is inspired by the Holy Spirit,
and it will flourish
only as it is cherished.”
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Hebrews chapter 11 in the Bible is known as “The Hall of Faith”.
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Hebrews 11:1
“Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen” (KJV).
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The Bible uses the words faith and belief or believe interchangeably.
Eternal life is received by grace through faith.
Faith is the victory that overcomes the world …
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and without faith it is impossible to please God (1 John 5:4; Heb 11:6).
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Apr 16 2012
Posted: under Advice & Tips, Inspirationals.
Tags: advice, age, aid, assistance, attention, bliss, brain, car, cashier, check, children, clothing, companion, computer, couple, dating, difference, duty, era, exercise, eyes, family, feeling, feelings, force, friends, friendship, funds, gift, happiness, home, House, husband, imagination, inspiration, internet, job, journey, joy, knowledge, labor, language, life, lifestyle, lifetime, man, marriage, might, mirror, moment, money, mountain, muscle, muscles, online, others, partner, period, phone, power, present, ring, smiles, sound, spouse, task, thought, time, tips, travel, wife, woman, words, work
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An Inch
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In today’s technological age, we often hear about the wide
stretches of the Internet. We are used to telescopes making
discoveries in distant planets. How often do you hear about the
power of an inch?
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That’s right just an inch.
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I talked with one of my friends yesterday who is staying in
another country. Even though it sounded like he was only a few
feet away through the phone, the sound was actually traveling
thousands of miles. That’s technology and that’s impressive.
But I’ve also been impressed lately by the power of an inch.
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You are probably saying now “What do you keep talking about the
power of an inch, an inch doesn’t have any power.”
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I’m talking about the inch that two muscles of each side of your
mouth moves when you smile. It takes tens of muscles to frown
but only two to smile. This is a power that every person can
wield no matter what economic level they are or how much
technology they have.
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I began to notice the power when going through checkout lines.
If I smiled when I got up to the register, it made the cashiers
smile even though they had customer after customer to ring up.
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Most of the people probably didn’t even consciously notice they
were smiling. It was as if my mouth moving a inch on each side
made some kind of unconscious knee jerk kind of reflex happen in
their brains. Without using hypnosis or offering people money,
you could get people to respond.
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You never know what one smile can do to a person’s day.
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Imagine a homeless person on the street sitting on a corner with
dirty clothes on and everybody passing by not wanting to even
look at them because they are afraid of what they might beg for.
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Now imagine what it would do for that same person if someone
looked them straight in the eyes and gave them a big genuine
smile and actually spoke to them first and said “Good afternoon,
it’s good to see you today.”
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Sometimes work beats us down so much that by the time we get
home our children may not see a smile the entire evening.
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In some marriages, smiles even among spouses have gone the way
of the retired practice of opening a car door during dating. As
I even thought about it, a smile and knowledge are two of the
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: activity, clothing, designer, dialect, dumb, exercise, fashion, fool, fruit, fruits, funny, girl, granny, hilarious, home, House, humor, idiot, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, moron, mother, mother-in-law, patois, plant, plants, silly, smiles, stupid, style, sugar, surprise, treats, vernacular, words
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A girl came home with a bag of mangoes. Her mother said,
“Gal, didn’t I tell you not to climb dat tree?”
“The boys will see your panty.”
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The girl replied,
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: age, All Fool's Day, April Fool's Day, attorney, boobs, breasts, cemetery, companion, couple, court, dumb, elderly, era, exam, excitement, eyes, feeling, feelings, fool, friends, friendship, funny, ghost, girl, hand, hands, hilarious, history, home, House, humor, husband, idiot, jokes, judge, knowledge, language, laughter, lawyer, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, lovemaking, man, moron, movement, obituary, others, partner, passion, passionate, period, personality, quiz, seniors, sex, silly, smiles, spouse, spring, stupid, test, thought, time, tool, tools, touch, wife, woman, words, youth
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
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Little old lady:
I am 94 years old.
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please tell us in your own words,
what happened on the night of April 1st?
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Little old lady:
There I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening
when a young man comes creeping up
and sat down next to me.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
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Little old lady:
No, but he was friendly.
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Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
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Little old lady:
He rubbed my thigh.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
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Little old lady:
No.
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Defense Attorney:
Why not?
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Little old lady:
It felt good.
No one had touched me since my Albert died.
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Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
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Little old lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
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Little old lady:
No.
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Defense Attorney:
Why not?
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Little old lady:
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Apr 15 2012