Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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Mi hate when mi go a weddin and di ol’ people dem a
jook mi inna mi side an seh
“a yuh nex, a yuh nex”.
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May 08 2012
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", Inspirationals.
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“Don’t get so caught up in the
daily grind
that you never find any time
to enjoy yourself.”
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– Anon.
Jamaica, W.I.
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“Life is
too short.
Live, Love,
Laugh!”
May 01 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, assignment, beauty, blood, classroom, dentist, doctor, elderly, era, exam, eyes, focus, funny, graduation, gynecologist, hair, hilarious, history, homework, humor, jokes, laughter, memories, memory, nurse, office, perception, period, physician, quiz, school, seniors, short, smiles, specialist, surgeon, teacher, teeth, test, time, tutor, vision
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While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of
a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full
name.
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Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same
name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago.
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Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too
old to have been my classmate.
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After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended
the local high school.
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“Yes,” he replied.
.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
.
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Apr 29 2012
Posted: under Games, Short Funny Jokes.
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I know 10 things about you:
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1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You cant say the letter “P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped no. 5
8) You just checked to see if there is a no. 5
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Apr 26 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bishop, church, eyes, funny, gospel, hand, hands, hilarious, humor, jokes, language, laughter, man, Mathematics, minister, pastor, pope, preacher, priest, reading, reverend, scripture, sermon, short, show, sin, sins, smiles, Sunday, understanding, woman, words
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A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about
the sin of lying.
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To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
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The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands to
indicate
how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled
