Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
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Add a teaspoon of it
To your diet each day
.
.
My sister said its so cold where she is
that she saw a lawyer with his hands
in his own pockets……..brrrrrrr!
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Its been said that 95% of drivers skidding on snow slickened roads say,
”Oh my God”. The other 5% are from Buffalo, NY and say,
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Oct 29 2011
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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A Jamaican man went into a local variety store. After about 5 minutes he came out, and saw a cop writing a parking ticket …
He went to him and said: “Come on Brethren, how about giving a likkle bligh?”
The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket.
The Jamaican then called him a PIG. The cop then glared at him and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
The Jamaican then started calling him BEAST, DONUT BELLY, BABYLON, BALD HEAD, WICKED etc. The cop then finished the second ticket and placed it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
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Sep 13 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
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Because He’s Black
> > This older white guy asked his older black friend,
> ‘Are
> > you voting for
> >
> > Barack Obama just because he’s black’? So the
> older
> > black guy fires
> >
> > back and says, ‘Are you not voting for him because
> > he’s black?
> >
> > “Why can’t I vote for him just because
> he’s
> > black? Hell in this country
> >
> > men are pulled over everyday just because they’re black,
> > passed over for
> >
> > promotions just because they’re black, considered to be
> > criminals just
> >
> > because they’re black, but you don’t seem to have a
> > problem with that!
> >
> > “This country was built with the sweat and whip
> off
> > the slaves back,
> >
> > and now a descendent of those same slaves has a chance
> to
> > lead the same
> > country where we were not even considered to be
> people.
> > Where we
> >
> > Weren’t allowed to be educated, drink from the
> same
> > water fountains, and
> > eat in the same restaurants, or even vote, so you damn
> > right I’m going
> > to vote for him!”
> >
> > “Not just because he’s black, But because he
> is
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Aug 11 2008