Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: anger, bus, car, children, fun, funny, funtime, hilarious, humor, jokes, journey, laughter, license, man, money, road, short, sign, smiles, travel, trip, truck, vehicle, woman
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A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.
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“Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?” yelled an irate man.
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, car, fish, fishing, fool, funny, hilarious, humor, idiot, jokes, journey, lake, laughter, license, man, minister, moron, ocean, others, pastor, pond, preacher, priest, rivers, road, sea, smiles, stream, travel, trip, vehicle, water, woman
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A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road.
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They thoughtfully made a sign saying, “The End is Near!
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Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” and showed it to each passing car.
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One driver that drove by didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted at them:
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All of a sudden they heard a big SPLASH! The priest and the pastor Read More
May 31 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, aroma, baby, bliss, body, changes, coffee, day, depression, doctor, drugs, experience, food, guide, happiness, health, herbs, hospital, instruction, job, joy, license, man, medication, medicine, mind, money, New York, New York City, nurse, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, recipe, relaxation, relief, remedies, research, smiles, stress, task, therapy, tips, treatment, woman, work
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Head hurts? Try one of these doctor-approved pain relievers.
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Relaxation Techniques
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Best for: Soothing stress before a headache starts.
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Apr 12 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: car, computer, cop, funny, hilarious, home, House, humor, internet, jokes, land, laughter, license, link, man, officer, online, patrolman, photos, police, security, sheriff, smiles, traffic, trooper, video, woman
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This is unbelievable…..
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Check your Driver’s License, Canada now included!
I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the
same. Now you can see anyone’s Driver’s License on
the Internet, including your own! I just searched for
mine and there it was…picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security, sheesh! Go to the web site, and check it out. It’s unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city
and province to see if yours is on file... Read More
Apr 29 2010
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: age, attention, beaches, beauty, behavior, Big Boy, blacks, Caribbean, carnival, celebration, children, community, contest, cop, country, culture, custom, dancer, dialect, dreadlocks, elderly, example, fashion, festival, fun, funny, funtime, future, game, hairstyle, hilarious, history, humor, independence, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, journey, labrish, land, language, laughter, license, life, lifestyle, man, memories, morals, neighborhood, Ocho Rios, officer, patois, patrolman, police, pride, queen, rastafarian, rastaman, respect, road, role model, seniors, sheriff, smiles, sport, St Ann, style, television, time, travel, treats, trip, trooper, value, values, vehicle, vernacular, waterfalls, woman, words, youth
“SWEET, SWEET JAMAICA”
Waterfall at “The Ruins” in Ocho Rios, Jamaica
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I GUESS I may be getting just a teeny-weeny bit old, because I can remember when it was considered
rude to whistle in front of adults, the biggest bad words pickney used to cuss were ‘blouse and skirt’,'rahtid’ and ‘blow-wow’; and slackness was talking big bwoy stories.
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I am probably not so young anymore, I guess, because I can remember when people used to charter JOS bus to go to outing at Gunboat beach. And the beach dem was clean! And bad boys were the ones riding skate, and playing marbles and racing board horse in the gutter water after rain... I remember when children were afraid of Johnkunnu - now even police fraid a pickney, ’cause pickney a shotta!
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Call me archaic, but I remember when school children never had such a wide range of colourfully creative
chemical concoctions and toxic adventures to choose from such as sweets and snacks. For example, I saw one
recently marked cheese tricks and when you read the fine print carefully, you realized that the ingredients did not include any cheese - so-so tricks!
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But I suppose it must be old age, because I also remember that children used to eat jackfruit, juneplum, naseberry, guinep, hogplum and tinkin toe; we used to relish treats like bustamante-backbone, drops, gizzada, toto, cut-cake and grater-cake. MEN USED TO DANCE WITH WOMEN after asking if they could have this dance!!
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I must be clearly approaching dinosaur status, because I can vividly recall a period when independence time meant street dance on every corner, and we never had to import carnival to have revelling in the streets, and float parades were magnificent. I must have come from them dark ages, but I remember when man used to go party to dance with woman, not to “par wid man”, and women never had to walk naked to get attention.
“Miss Jamaica Festival Queen 2008″
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But I am not quite ready for the rocking chair and adult diapers just yet. No papa! Still, I remember when Rasta was a lifestyle. Now dreadlocks is a hairstyle. I remember
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Apr 02 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, belt, butt, car, christmas, companion, computer, couple, dinner, doctor, food, funny, game, gravy, hilarious, humor, husband, internet, job, jokes, laughter, license, nurse, online, partner, rectum, restaurant, smiles, sports, spouse, task, television, Thanksgiving, traffic, turkey, vehicle, wife, work
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1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
3. Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
4. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat !
5. The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
6. You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
7. Your “Big Elvis Super-Belt” won’t even go around your waist
8.* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
9. You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
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