Ride To The Airport‏

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Ride To The Airport
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Billy Graham had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast
and was taking a limousine to the airport.

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Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could
drive for a while. The chauffeur didn’t really have much of a
choice, so he got in the back of the limo and Rev. Graham took
the wheel.

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He turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 90 MPH.

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Soon the blue lights of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his
rearview mirror.

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He pulled over and a trooper came to his window.

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When the trooper saw who it was, he said,
“Just a moment, please, I need to call in.”

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The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.

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He said, “I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I
need to know what to do.”

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The chief replied, “Who is it, I hope not Ted Kennedy?”
The trooper said, “No, even more important.”

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“It isn’t the Governor, Jeb Bush, is it?” asked the chief.

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“No, even more important,” replied the trooper.

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Comments (0) Apr 15 2012

A Scripture A Day…

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“A merry heart doeth good

like medicine.”

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– Prov. 17:22 (KJV)

Comments (0) Mar 11 2012

The Voice Activated Radio

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            I bought a new Chevy Avalanche

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And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn’t get the radio to work.

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The salesman explained that the radio was voice Activated.

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‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

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‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’
Came from The speakers.

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Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘
Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

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I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every
Time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’

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I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.

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Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,

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Comments (0) Feb 23 2012

FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~ THOUGHT FOOD!

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“One good thing about music,

when it hits you,

you feel no pain”

- Bob Marley

Comments (0) Feb 19 2012

Global Ambassador: Jamaica’s Bob Marley

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 In the 31 years since his untimely death, Marley still remains the most-popular figure in Reggae music. Succumbing to cancer at age 36 in 1981, Marley had become a global ambassador for the music he helped make famous.

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Marley’s passing shook the reggae and music community to its core; yet, his legacy remains intact through his timeless music catalog and talented children.

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Marley was born in the village of Nine Mile in Saint Ann Parish in Jamaica (also the birthplace of Marcus Garvey). Marley’s  father was a white Jamaican man of English descent and his mother was a native of Jamaica. Discovering music as a teenager, Marley befriended Neville “Bunny” Livingston (aka Bunny Wailer) who shared his dreams of becoming a musician. Through singer Joe Higgs, the pair met Peter McIntosh (aka Peter Tosh) who also had similar ambitions. Recording his first songs in 1962, Marley and his friends would eventually be renamed The Wailers, after being discovered by a local record producer.

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Marrying Rita Anderson (now Marley) in 1966, Marley and his bride made a sojourn to the United States to live near his mother in Wilmington, De. Marley soon teamed up with American singer Johnny Nash (“I Can See Clearly Now”) and nabbed a deal with CBS Records. Marley and the Wailers went on tour with Nash before their label deal went sour and the band ended up stranded in London in 1972. From there, Marley contacted Island Records’ founder Chris Blackwell and was advanced funds to record the hit album “Catch A Fire.”

Shortly after the release of their major-label debut, Bunny Wailer and Peter Tosh went their

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FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~ THOUGHT FOOD!

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Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk!

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