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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course,” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too!
Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of Course,” replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man.
“I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
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The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’
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Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
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However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
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She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?
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The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’
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‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.
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So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
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Aug 11 2009
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There’s this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I
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Aug 01 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: age, alcohol, bar, beer, blessings, bliss, cemetery, champagne, choice, dad, drunk, duty, elderly, family, father, ghost, gift, gin, God, hands, happiness, job, joy, language, laughter, life, liquor, love, money, psalm, quotes, rum, scotch, scripture, seniors, smiles, task, tequila, time, today, truth, whiskey, wine, words, work, youth
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God has been most wonderfully good to us. When you
feel downhearted or discouraged, begin to count your blessings.
~ Anna Dengel, MMS
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“Happiness is a dividend on a well-invested life.”
– Duncan Stuart
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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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Jun 20 2009
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Tags: age, beer, cashier, champagne, check, clerk, cop, funny, gin, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, license, liquor, money, officer, patrolman, photos, police, robber, rum, scotch, sheriff, smiles, tequila, trooper, vodka, whiskey, wine
The following supposedly a true story.
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.”
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Jun 20 2009
