Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Inspirationals.
Tags: Bible, child, classroom, excitement, faith, family, friends, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, Little Johnny, Lord, psalm, school, shepherd, smiles, Sunday, teacher
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible . . . Psalm 23.
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She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse.
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Little Johnny was excited about the task, but he just couldn’t remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line.
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Feb 12 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
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There was a little boy visiting his grandparents
on their farm. He was given a slingshot
to play with, out in the woods.
He practiced in the woods, but he could never
hit the target. Getting discouraged,
he headed back to dinner.
. . .
As he was walking back, he saw Grandma’s
pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let fly,
hit the duck square in the head
and killed it. He was shocked and grieved.
In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile,
only to see his sister watching.
Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.
Jan 26 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: doctor, funny, hilarious, jokes, Little Johnny, short
One day Little Susie got her “monthly bleeding” for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.
Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was. Johnny’s face grew serious and he said, “You know, Im not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off”
Oct 16 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: classroom, fan, fool, funny, hilarious, humor, idiot, jokes, laughter, Little Johnny, moron, smiles, student, teacher
A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is a McCain supporter, asked her 4th
grade class, ‘How many of you are McCain fans?’ Not really knowing what a
McCain fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised
their hands, except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Little
Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not a McCain fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you a McCain fan?’
Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Democrat.’
The teacher asked him why he’s a Democrat. Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my
Mom’s a Democrat and my Dad’s a Democrat, so I’m a Democrat.’
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Oct 11 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: child, church, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, lesson, Little Johnny, school, smiles, Sunday, teacher, wife
STORY OF ELIJAH
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.
“Now,” said the teacher, “can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?”
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, “I know! I know!” she said, “To make the gravy!”
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Sep 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, church, class, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, Little Johnny, minister, pastor, preacher, priest, school, sermon, service, short, smiles, Sunday, teacher
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?”
Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!”
The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident.
The principal replies, “I know Little Johnny as well as his whole family very well and can vouch for them; if Little Johnny said that he did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that it is the truth.”
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Sep 22 2008