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Computer: Male or Female
Five reasons computers must be female:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory
for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
4. The message, “Bad command or filename”, is about as informative
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Aug 11 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: designer, dress, fashion, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, journey, laughter, logic, man, Mathematics, nun, pants, prayer, road, smiles, style, time, travel, trip, woman
There were two nuns…
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
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SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It’s not working.
SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
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So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .
Then Sister Logical arrives.
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SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
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Jul 25 2008
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Tags: age, attention, bank, brain, butt, dance, elderly, focus, friends, friendship, funds, funny, girl, hats, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, logic, man, Mathematics, money, others, party, race, rectum, seniors, smiles, woman
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone’s attention is focused on
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Jul 10 2008
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Tags: anger, anniversary, car, cemetery, companion, couple, day, funeral, funny, ghost, gift, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, logic, marriage, Mathematics, morning, obituary, partner, present, Saturday, short, smiles, spouse, surprise, time, token, wedding, wife
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
“Tomorrow,” his wife angrily told him, “there had better be something
in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!”
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in
the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it …. and found a brand
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Jul 10 2008