HOOKED ON GIVING

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Dr. Mar Aprem of the ancient Chaldean Orthodox Church of the East in
India tells a funny story about when a member of the church won a
lottery worth 100,000 rupees. His wife went to the bishop and told
him that she was afraid to tell this glad news to her husband because
he had a heart problem and any sudden excitement could cause a heart
attack.

The bishop offered to break the news gently to her husband. He
visited the house and asked the man, “Wouldn’t it be a good thing if
you won 1,000 rupees in the lottery?” The man replied that he still
would have to work to support his family.

“What about 10,000 rupees?” the bishop asked. The man still showed no
excitement, so the bishop carefully raised the amount to 50,000 and
finally to 100,000 rupees.

“If I got 100,000 rupees, I would give half of it to you, your
Excellency,” the man replied.

The bishop had a heart attack, and the man called an ambulance.

We can get excited about winning and getting. But have you learned

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Guyanese Drunk

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This Guyanese man came to New York worked three jobs, accumulated great wealth and became very rich. He however liked to boast and consume alcohol. One time he invited his friend who had just migrated from Guyana, for a drink, and of course to show off.

“Rich Guyanese”- Bai, na think me get all this because I win de lottery. I wuk me backside off.

“Regular Guyanese”- me know me know. Me hear how u does wuk hard.

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Comments (0) Sep 18 2008