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A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
“I’d love an ice-cold beer right now,” he told the genie.
Poof! A beer appeared.
Next, the man said, “I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women.”
Poof! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.
“Oh, man this is the life,” the guy thought. “I wish I never had to work again.”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
Sep 06 2008
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Two little children, a boy and a girl, walked hand-in-hand to their
neighbor’s house. Standing on her tiptoes, the little girl was just
able to reach the doorbell. A woman greeted them and asked
what they wanted. “We’re playing house,” the little girl answered.
“This is my husband and I am his wife. May we come in?”
Thoroughly enchanted by the scene confronting her, the lady said, “By
all means, do come in.”
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Jul 28 2008