Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bank, boss, check, color, colors, duty, employee, employer, funds, funny, holiday, humor, job, jokes, labor, laughter, manager, money, smiles, supervisor, task, work
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
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‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’
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Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
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Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
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The frog says, ‘Sure. I have this,’ and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
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Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, check, duty, employee, employer, experience, funds, funny, goodness, hilarious, job, jokes, labor, manager, money, salesman, task, wife, work
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
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The kid says,”Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and See how you did.” His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
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After the store was locked up the boss came down. “How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, “One”.
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The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?” The kid says, “$101,237.65″.
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The boss says, “$101,237.65?” What the heck did you sell?” The kid says, “First I sold him a
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Mar 17 2010
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: airline, boss, check, choice, duty, flight, funds, funny, guitar, hilarious, humor, job, jokes, laughter, link, manager, money, music, plane, smiles, task, ticket, tool, tools, video, work
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This is funny . . . actually hysterical:
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A musician named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United
Airlines. United apparently damaged his treasured Taylor guitar
($3500) during a flight. Dave spent over 9 months trying to get
United to pay for damages caused by baggage handlers to his custom
Taylor guitar. During his final exchange with the United Customer
Relations Manager, he stated that he was left with no choice other
than to create a music video for youtube exposing their lack of
cooperation. The Manager responded : “Good luck with that one, pal”.
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Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT", Inspirationals.
Tags: accident, belief, blessings, boss, computer, decision, duty, employee, employer, faith, family, friends, honor, inspiration, internet, Jesus, job, life, Lord, love, man, manager, need, needs, neighbor, online, others, peace, power, prayer, psalm, smiles, source, supervisor, task, television, woman, work
The Lord is my real Boss, and I shall not want.
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He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me.
He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining.
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He reminds me that He is my Source and not my employer.
He restores my sanity everyday and guides my decisions that I might honor Him in all that I do.
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Even though I face absurd amounts of e-mails, system crashes, unrealistic deadlines, budget cutbacks, gossiping co-workers, discriminating
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: America, boss, company, country, economy, employee, employer, job, manager, nation, smiles, work
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Several large U.S. companies are actively seeking thousands of new employees. » Firms that are hiring
As many big companies are announcing mass layoffs, these Fortune 100 employers have at least 150 openings as of mid-April.
It’s no secret that many big companies are announcing mass layoffs and pay cuts in the recession. With 5.1 million jobs lost nationwide since 2008, and the current unemployment rate at the 25-year high of 8.5%, it’s easy to feel down about the battered labor market.
But the job prospects aren’t entirely bleak. We looked at the top 100 of this year’s Fortune 500 list and found 28 with at least 150 job openings as of mid-April. Some, like Wal-Mart, say they’re hiring thousands of people to staff new locations. Others, like Motorola, have hundreds of positions open in a variety of fields: engineering, sales, finance, marketing and project management.
Brush up the résumé and iron the suit. Your next job could be a click away.
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1. Wal-Mart Stores
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Apr 26 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: anger, boss, check, clerk, cold, cough, cure, doctor, duty, employee, employer, fool, funds, funny, healing, health, hilarious, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, medication, medicine, money, moron, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, short, smiles, stupid, sugar, supervisor, task, woman, work
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.
“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”
“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.
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Apr 25 2009