Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
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Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.
.
The family was rude and refused to let the angels
stay in the mansion’s guest room.
Instead the angels were given a small space in
the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the
older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Inspirationals.
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1. ACCOMMODATION
Arrangements for first-class accommodation have been made in advance.
“In My Father’s house are many mansions…I go to prepare a place for you.” (John 14:2).
2. PASSPORTS
Persons seeking entry will not be permitted past the gates without having proper papers/credentials and having their names registered with the ruling Authority.
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May 08 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Inspirationals.
Tags: clothes, companion, food, friends, God, grace, inspiration, Jesus, joy, liberty, love, mansion, possession, righteousness, servant, wealth
JESUS was born,
that I might be born twice.
..
HE became poor,
that I might possess wealth.
..
HE became homeless,
that I might have mansions.
..
HE was stripped,
that I always should have clothes.
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Mar 15 2009
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
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The King’s Insurance Company guarantees :
…
LIFE
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)
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HEALTH
Who forgives all your iniquities, Who heals all your diseases, (Psalms 103:3)
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CLOTHING
If then God so clothes the grass, which today is in the field and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, how much more will He clothe you, O you of little faith? (Luke 12:28)
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DAILY NEEDS
And my God shall supply all your need according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus. (Philippians 4:19)
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Feb 07 2009
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
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A rich white man in Georgia decided that he wanted to throw a
party
and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Larry,
The
only
black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in
the
backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking,
dancing,
eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the
height
of
the party, the host said, “I have a 10ft. man-eating gator in my pool
and
I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who jumps in.” The words were
barely
out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned
around
and
saw Larry in the pool! He was fighting the gator and beating its ass!
Larry
was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
doing
all kinds of thing like head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator
on the
tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of judo
instructor. The water was churning and splashing every where, both
Larry
and
the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally, Larry strangled
the
gator
and left it floating on the top like a carnival goldfish. Larry then
slowly
climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
disbelief.
Finally the host says, “Well, Larry I reckon I owe you a million
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Jul 16 2008
