Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cemetery, companion, couple, difference, divorce, earth, eyes, funny, ghost, global, globe, hilarious, humor, husband, jail, jokes, laughter, law, license, Lord, marriage, medication, mercy, partner, pharmacist, pharmacy, photos, respect, rules, sleep, smiles, spouse, universe, wife, world
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DIVORCE VS. MURDER
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eye
said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’
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The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’
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The lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’
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The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have
mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband.
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That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!’
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The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
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Dec 06 2011
Posted: under "Jazzy REGGAE ~ Irie Riddim", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: beauty, black, blacks, bliss, bracelet, bride, cake, celebration, champagne, child, color, colors, companion, computer, couple, dad, dance, designer, diamonds, dinner, dress, earrings, embrace, engagement, example, excitement, exercise, expression, eyes, family, fashion, father, father-in-law, food, friends, fun, funtime, future, gift, girl, glamour, gold, gown, granny, groom, hairdo, hairstyle, hand, hands, happiness, honeymoon, hug, hugs, humor, husband, inspiration, internet, jewelry, joy, kisses, language, laughter, life, link, lipstick, love, makeup, man, marriage, mother, mother-in-law, music, necklace, online, partner, party, photos, present, pumps, recipe, rhythm, ring, role model, smiles, spouse, style, surprise, tablecloth, treats, updo, video, voice, wedding, wife, wine, woman, words
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Awesome….
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Nov 03 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: beauty, bliss, bride, Britain, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, church, companion, couple, dad, designer, diamonds, Duchess, Duke, elegance, era, family, fashion, fashionista, father, festival, friends, gold, granny, groom, happiness, hats, history, husband, jewelry, joy, life, London, love, marriage, minister, money, mother, mother-in-law, music, palace, partner, party, pastor, preacher, priest, Prince, princess, Queen Elizabeth, ring, sermon, smiles, spouse, style, television, time, wedding, wife
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Prince William and Kate Middleton attend the wedding between event rider Harry Meade and Rosemarie Bradford at the Church of St Peter and St Paul.
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Prince William walks with his girlfriend Kate Middleton after his graduation ceremony at RAF Cranwell. Lincolnshire, England
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Princess Beatrice and Eugene hat madness (fashion faux pas)
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May 03 2011
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: admiration, beauty, bliss, Britain, care, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, character, cheer, cheerfulness, companion, couple, culture, custom, dad, designer, embrace, family, fashion, father, flag, food, friends, granny, happiness, history, husband, joy, kisses, laughter, life, lifestyle, London, love, man, marriage, mother, mother-in-law, nation, palace, partner, personality, Queen Elizabeth, relationship, smiles, spouse, style, thought, wedding, wife, woman
Happiness is found in life itself!!!!
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“Happiness is inward
and not outward;
and so it does not
depend on what
we have,
but on what we are”
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– Henry van Dyke
May 02 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: actor, actress, Africa, American, baby, beauty, belief, belt, blacks, bliss, boobs, bracelet, breasts, celebrity, champion, child, church, companion, couple, designer, diamonds, earrings, engagement, eyes, family, fashion, friends, future, game, gift, gold, gown, hands, happiness, holiday, Hollywood, hugs, husband, Idol, jewelry, job, joy, judge, kisses, laughter, life, London, love, makeup, man, marriage, minister, moment, money, music, necklace, palace, parents, partner, party, pastor, photos, platinum, preacher, present, priest, Prince, princess, pumps, queen, relationship, ring, season, singer, smiles, sport, sports, spouse, star, style, suit, task, tennis, time, vacation, Valentine's Day, video, wedding, wife, winner, woman, work
Engagements of the Year … 2010!
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Prince William and Kate Middleton
After eight years of dating, Prince William popped the question during a Kenyan vacation in October. Middleton, who now wears Princess Diana’s sapphire engagement ring, will walk down the aisle April 29, 2011 at Westminster Abbey in London.
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Keith Britton and Zoe Saldana
After 10 years of dating, Britton popped the question in June — but Saldana prefers to keep their engagement private. “She doesn’t even introduce him as her fiancé,” a source said. “She likes to keep her personal life to herself and wants people to focus on her as an actress.”
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Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy
The former American Idol judge proposed to the makeup artist in February. “I’m smitten with Mezghan. I think she’s The One,” Cowell said before presenting Hussainy with an estimated $750,000 ring. “You know when you’ve found somebody very special.”
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Niecy Nash and Jay Tucker
The couple first announced their engagement at a small party with friends and family in September. “I cannot believe that God has been this kind that he would gift me this man,” Nash gushed of Tucker. The lovebirds will tie the knot in May 2011.
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Shannon Brown and Monica
The singer met her future fiancé when he played her love interest in the video for her song “Love All Over Me.” Engaged in October, Monica said she and the L.A. Lakers player are “realistic” about their future and “know who we are.”
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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson
After the news of their engagement was broken in November, Simpson hinted that their wedding
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Apr 01 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: actor, actress, age, baby, bank, beaches, beauty, bliss, bouquet, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, child, church, companion, computer, concert, couple, designer, diamonds, fashion, father, film, flowers, gold, gown, hairdo, hairstyle, happiness, Hollywood, home, hug, husband, internet, jewelry, joy, kisses, laughter, life, love, man, marriage, minister, money, mother, movie, music, New York, online, parent, Paris, parson, partner, party, pastor, preacher, president, priest, rain, resort, ring, rose, roses, singer, smiles, sports, spouse, star, style, suit, sunset, umbrella, Valentine's Day, water, wedding, wife, woman
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LaLa Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony
“It was the most amazing night of my life,” Vasquez, 31, said of July 10 NYC wedding to the Denver Nugget star, 26. After a 20-minute ceremony, where their three-year-old son Kiyan served as ring bearer, the couple and their 300-plus guests danced to ’70s R&B and hip-hop tunes.
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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz
The expectant singer — in a one-shoulder silk Vera Wang draped dress — and the hip-hop producer, 32, were wed by pal Dr. Deepak Chopra at a private residence in Corsica, France July 31 (also in attendance: Queen Latifah and Bono). Three months later, the crooner, 29, gave birth to their son Egypt.
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Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky
Clad in Vera Wang, the daughter of former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton swapped vows with the
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Mar 30 2011