Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t

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ChristmasDinnerTurkey.jpg Turkey Dinner image by AnnaMollyMadison

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Reach in and grab the giblets.
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Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
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I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
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Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
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Talk about a huge breast!
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Comments (0) Dec 01 2009

In the 1500’s

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> > The next time you are washing your hands and complain
> > because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it,
> > think about how things used to be. Here are some facts
> > about the1500s:
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> > These are interesting…
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> > Most people got married in June because they took
> > their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by
> > June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides
> > carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence
> > the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting
> > married.

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Comments (0) Dec 16 2008

INSPIRED DIETERS 101

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Psalm 91:3

Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Bert woke up in a cold sweat. He had dreamed that he was lying on a beach, when suddenly the sand began to shift, and he felt himself being sucked downward. Try as he might, he couldn’t twist or turn out of the trap. Every way he moved, the sand gave way. He realized that the only reason he was sinking was due to his weight. The more he fought, the deeper he sank. As the sand closed in over his head, he woke

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Comments (0) Dec 03 2008

TWELVE DAYS OF THANKSGIVING

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The 12 Days Of Thanksgiving

 

On the First Day…..

We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast

And its hot trimmings.

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On the Second Day…..

We bless the cold turkey sandwiches,

Sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls.

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On the Third Day…..

We praise the turkey pie

and vintage mixed veggies.

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Comments (0) Nov 29 2008

‘Twas the Night

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‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn’t sleep…
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned…the dark meat and white,

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Comments (0) Nov 29 2008

Heritage Turkeys Recipe

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A Recipe for Roasting Heritage Turkeys

How to prepare and roast a farm-fresh heritage turkey. Get a full eat local Thanksgiving menu here.

Courtesy of Chef Laura Pensiero, Gigi Trattoria, Rhinebeck, NY.

Farm turkeys generally roast more quickly than the water-filled agribusiness turkeys.

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Comments (0) Nov 17 2008