Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: christmas, dinner, funny, hilarious, jokes, meat, Thanksgiving, turkey

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Reach in and grab the giblets.
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Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
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I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
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Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
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Talk about a huge breast!
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Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: animals, family, flowers, food, friends, life, love, meat, vegetables
> > The next time you are washing your hands and complain
> > because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it,
> > think about how things used to be. Here are some facts
> > about the1500s:
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> > These are interesting…
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> > Most people got married in June because they took
> > their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by
> > June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides
> > carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence
> > the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting
> > married.
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Dec 16 2008
Posted: under "DEVOTIONAL for DIETERS", Advice & Tips.
Tags: cancer, commitment, diet, dieters, encouragement, fat, fish, foods, Lord, meat, prayer, sacrifice, spirit, tea, vitamins, weight
Psalm 91:3
Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.
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Bert woke up in a cold sweat. He had dreamed that he was lying on a beach, when suddenly the sand began to shift, and he felt himself being sucked downward. Try as he might, he couldn’t twist or turn out of the trap. Every way he moved, the sand gave way. He realized that the only reason he was sinking was due to his weight. The more he fought, the deeper he sank. As the sand closed in over his head, he woke
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: leftovers, meat, smiles, Thanksgiving, turkey, vegetarian, veggie
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The 12 Days Of Thanksgiving
On the First Day…..
We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast
And its hot trimmings.
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On the Second Day…..
We bless the cold turkey sandwiches,
Sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls.
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On the Third Day…..
We praise the turkey pie
and vintage mixed veggies.
. . .
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Nov 29 2008
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: kitchen, leftovers, meat, stuffing, Thanksgiving, turkey
‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn’t sleep…
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned…the dark meat and white,
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Nov 29 2008
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: carving, cooking, doneness, drying, farm-fresh, giblets, juices, leftovers, link, meat, menu, oven, overbrowning, paring, preheat, preparation, range, recipe, refrigeration, rinse, roasting, stuffing, testing, Thanksgiving, turkey
A Recipe for Roasting Heritage Turkeys
How to prepare and roast a farm-fresh heritage turkey. Get a full eat local Thanksgiving menu here.
Courtesy of Chef Laura Pensiero, Gigi Trattoria, Rhinebeck, NY.
Farm turkeys generally roast more quickly than the water-filled agribusiness turkeys.
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Nov 17 2008
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