Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Nasty and Rude Jokes.
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Dec 01 2009
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
“I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner’s wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Read More
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Apr 01 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Feb 10 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: age, blessings, bliss, cake, carrot, carrots, cheer, cheese, christmas, cold, companion, couple, diet, dinner, eggnog, eggs, era, exercise, fashion, food, fruit, fruits, funny, gratitude, happiness, history, holiday, holidays, home, House, humor, husband, ice, joy, laughter, life, man, Mathematics, meal, meat, new year, others, partner, party, period, rum, smiles, snow, spouse, style, taste, thankfulness, time, treats, veggie, veggies, war, weight, wife, wine, winter, wishes, woman
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Jan 28 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: alcohol, bar, beer, belt, cashier, champagne, check, coffee, drunk, earth, eggs, food, fruit, fruits, funny, gin, global, globe, hilarious, humor, jokes, language, laughter, liquor, man, Mathematics, meat, money, pub, rum, scotch, smiles, tequila, universe, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, weight, whiskey, wine, woman, words, world
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Jan 25 2009