Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cemetery, companion, couple, difference, divorce, earth, eyes, funny, ghost, global, globe, hilarious, humor, husband, jail, jokes, laughter, law, license, Lord, marriage, medication, mercy, partner, pharmacist, pharmacy, photos, respect, rules, sleep, smiles, spouse, universe, wife, world
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DIVORCE VS. MURDER
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eye
said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’
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The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’
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The lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’
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The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have
mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband.
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That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!’
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The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
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Dec 06 2011
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: aid, care, caring, church, community, compassion, contribution, day, donation, earth, empathy, food, gift, God, hand, help, helping, humanity, inspiration, kindness, life, listening, love, mercy, money, neighbor, neighborhood, prayer, present, principle, religion, sharing, smiles, sympathy, thought, time, today, touch, universe, village, voice, world, worship
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YOUR PRINCIPLE
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LOVE
is my God
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LIFE
is my Religion
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HUMANITY
is my church
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LOVING
my neighbor
as myself
is my daily worship
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Oct 25 2010
Posted: under "Life is precious handle with PRAYER!", Inspirationals.
Tags: America, belief, children, Christian, control, faith, family, forgiveness, friends, God, healing, Heaven, hope, humility, leaders, Lord, mercy, nation, power, prayer, principle, quotes, scripture, soul, troops, trust
II Chronicles 7:14
I remember reading about the children of Israel who turned from God time and time again, only to realize their mistake and pray for forgiveness. Each time, God would forgive them and they would walk with him for a time. So, I am going to ask you to join me in praying for our nation every day.
Please read the email below. God is in control.
May God Have Mercy On America; Protect Our Troops
When we were in Texarkana last week, there were signs in people’s yards that said,
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Jun 19 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: apology, Bible, blessings, Christ, disciples, earth, experience, focus, forgiveness, friends, God, hands, happiness, health, heart, Heaven, holiness, honor, Jesus, kingdom, life, love, mercy, message, peace, performance, power, prayer, quotes, relationship, reward, scripture, spirit, thankfulness, thought
Matthew 5:1-12 (NRSV)
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When Jesus saw the crowds, he went up the mountain; and after he sat down, his
disciples came to him. Then he began to speak, and taught them, saying:
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“Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
“Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted.
“Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will
be filled.
“Blessed are the merciful, for they will receive mercy.
“Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God.
“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs
is the kingdom of heaven.
“Blessed are you when people revile you and persecute you and utter all
kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your
reward is great in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who
were before you.
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Mar 10 2009
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away".
Tags: brain, Christ, day, gift, God, goodness, holiness, home, House, Jesus, life, Lord, mercy, oil, present, psalm, Savior, scripture, tablecloth, token
Psalm 23:5-6 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.
Feb 01 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW", Inspirationals.
Tags: America, attitude, ceremony, clergy, compassion, diversity, election, faith, forgiveness, God, honor, inauguration, justice, life, link, Lord, love, mercy, nation, photos, politics, prayer, president, respect, scripture, sermon, service, tolerance, voters
Inaugural prayers aim for a more diverse America
AP – The Rev. Rick Warren, of the Saddleback Church in Lake Forest, Calif., gives the invocation as President-elect …
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By RACHEL ZOLL, AP Religion Writer
The clergy were Protestant, and so was the new head of state. But the inauguration Tuesday of President Barack Obama aimed for a much broader audience: an increasingly diverse America, where people want their beliefs acknowledged in the nation’s most important ceremony. In his address, Obama referred to God and Scripture, saying, “the time has come to set aside childish things,” from 1 Corinthians.
But he also reached out to American secularists, calling the United States, “a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus — and nonbelievers.” The Center for Inquiry and the Council for Secular Humanism, based in Amherst, N.Y., called recognition in the inaugural address “truly historic and remarkable.”
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Jan 22 2009
