Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, car, fish, fishing, fool, funny, hilarious, humor, idiot, jokes, journey, lake, laughter, license, man, minister, moron, ocean, others, pastor, pond, preacher, priest, rivers, road, sea, smiles, stream, travel, trip, vehicle, water, woman
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A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road.
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They thoughtfully made a sign saying, “The End is Near!
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Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” and showed it to each passing car.
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One driver that drove by didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted at them:
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All of a sudden they heard a big SPLASH! The priest and the pastor Read More
May 31 2011
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", Inspirationals.
Tags: angel, blessings, body, cemetery, Christ, church, day, Easter, faith, ghost, glory, God, Good Friday, government, Heaven, holiness, home, House, humanity, inspiration, Jesus, language, life, Lord, love, man, Mathematics, minister, others, pastor, praises, preacher, priest, resurrection, Savior, scripture, soul, spirit, woman, words
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One Guy Didn’t
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Three guys were tried for crimes against humanity.
Two guys committed crimes.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were given government trials.
Two guys had fair trials.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were whipped and beaten.
Two guys had it coming.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were given crosses to carry.
Two guys earned their crosses.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were mocked and spit at along the way.
Two guys cursed and spit back.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys were nailed to crosses.
Two guys deserved it.
One guy didn’t.
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Three guys talked while they were hung on their crosses.
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May 18 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: beauty, bliss, bride, Britain, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, church, companion, couple, dad, designer, diamonds, Duchess, Duke, elegance, era, family, fashion, fashionista, father, festival, friends, gold, granny, groom, happiness, hats, history, husband, jewelry, joy, life, London, love, marriage, minister, money, mother, mother-in-law, music, palace, partner, party, pastor, preacher, priest, Prince, princess, Queen Elizabeth, ring, sermon, smiles, spouse, style, television, time, wedding, wife
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Prince William and Kate Middleton attend the wedding between event rider Harry Meade and Rosemarie Bradford at the Church of St Peter and St Paul.
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Prince William walks with his girlfriend Kate Middleton after his graduation ceremony at RAF Cranwell. Lincolnshire, England
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Princess Beatrice and Eugene hat madness (fashion faux pas)
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May 03 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY".
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True Story:
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The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished.
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On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days.
On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but postpone the Christmas Eve service, headed home. On the way he noticed that a local business was having a flea market type sale for charity so he stopped in. One of the items was a beautiful, handmade, ivory colour, crocheted tablecloth with
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Apr 13 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: age, aid, Bible, caring, cheer, church, heart, home, House, inspiration, journey, kindness, life, love, man, minister, neighbor, neighborhood, others, pastor, preacher, priest, road, sermon, sharing, Sunday, thought, time, travel, winter, woman, words
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The Homeless Man
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It was a cold winter’s day that Sunday. The parking lot to the church was filling up quickly. I noticed as I got out of my car that fellow church members were whispering among themselves as they walked to the church. As I got closer I saw a man leaned up against the wall outside the church. He was almost laying down as if he was asleep. He had on a long trench coat that was almost in shreds and a hat topped his head, pulled down so you could not see his face.
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He wore shoes that looked 30 years old, too small for his feet with holes all over them, his toes stuck out. I assumed this man was homeless, and asleep, so I walked on by through the doors of the church. We all fellowshiped for a few minutes, and someone brought up the man laying outside. People snickered and gossiped but no one bothered to ask him to come in, including me.
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A few moments later church began. We all waited for the Preacher to take his place and to give us Read More
Apr 13 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
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Engagements of the Year … 2010!
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Prince William and Kate Middleton
After eight years of dating, Prince William popped the question during a Kenyan vacation in October. Middleton, who now wears Princess Diana’s sapphire engagement ring, will walk down the aisle April 29, 2011 at Westminster Abbey in London.
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Keith Britton and Zoe Saldana
After 10 years of dating, Britton popped the question in June — but Saldana prefers to keep their engagement private. “She doesn’t even introduce him as her fiancé,” a source said. “She likes to keep her personal life to herself and wants people to focus on her as an actress.”
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Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy
The former American Idol judge proposed to the makeup artist in February. “I’m smitten with Mezghan. I think she’s The One,” Cowell said before presenting Hussainy with an estimated $750,000 ring. “You know when you’ve found somebody very special.”
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Niecy Nash and Jay Tucker
The couple first announced their engagement at a small party with friends and family in September. “I cannot believe that God has been this kind that he would gift me this man,” Nash gushed of Tucker. The lovebirds will tie the knot in May 2011.
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Shannon Brown and Monica
The singer met her future fiancé when he played her love interest in the video for her song “Love All Over Me.” Engaged in October, Monica said she and the L.A. Lakers player are “realistic” about their future and “know who we are.”
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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson
After the news of their engagement was broken in November, Simpson hinted that their wedding
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Apr 01 2011