A Jamaican Prayer

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A man became desperate after praying to God to help him.  Not seeing any help coming to him he decided to write to God instead.

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He wrote, “Gad mi tiad fi pray an yuh nah ansa mi. Sumtime mi wanda if yuh caan hear mi.  Suh mi tink it betta fi mi write yuh caa mi kno yuh wi read it.

Gad mi bruk an only a beg yuh 3 tousand dallas. Tanx!”

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He went to the post office and mailed his letter to

Heaven District, Heaven P.O.

The post mistress not knowing where to send the letter decided to read it.

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Moved by it, all the workers contributed money but could only arrive at 2500 dollars.  Regardless,

 they sent it to the man

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A few weeks later he picked up his mail at the post office, rushed home and was shocked to find only Read More

Comments (2) Mar 08 2012

FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~ THOUGHT FOOD!

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It’s not the honors

and not the titles

and not
the power that is of ultimate importance.

It’s what resides inside.

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- Fred Rogers

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Comments (0) Mar 07 2012

The Voice Activated Radio

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            I bought a new Chevy Avalanche

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And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn’t get the radio to work.

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The salesman explained that the radio was voice Activated.

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‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

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‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’
Came from The speakers.

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Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘
Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

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I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every
Time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’

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I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.

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Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,

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Comments (0) Feb 23 2012

Global Ambassador: Jamaica’s Bob Marley

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 In the 31 years since his untimely death, Marley still remains the most-popular figure in Reggae music. Succumbing to cancer at age 36 in 1981, Marley had become a global ambassador for the music he helped make famous.

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Marley’s passing shook the reggae and music community to its core; yet, his legacy remains intact through his timeless music catalog and talented children.

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Marley was born in the village of Nine Mile in Saint Ann Parish in Jamaica (also the birthplace of Marcus Garvey). Marley’s  father was a white Jamaican man of English descent and his mother was a native of Jamaica. Discovering music as a teenager, Marley befriended Neville “Bunny” Livingston (aka Bunny Wailer) who shared his dreams of becoming a musician. Through singer Joe Higgs, the pair met Peter McIntosh (aka Peter Tosh) who also had similar ambitions. Recording his first songs in 1962, Marley and his friends would eventually be renamed The Wailers, after being discovered by a local record producer.

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Marrying Rita Anderson (now Marley) in 1966, Marley and his bride made a sojourn to the United States to live near his mother in Wilmington, De. Marley soon teamed up with American singer Johnny Nash (“I Can See Clearly Now”) and nabbed a deal with CBS Records. Marley and the Wailers went on tour with Nash before their label deal went sour and the band ended up stranded in London in 1972. From there, Marley contacted Island Records’ founder Chris Blackwell and was advanced funds to record the hit album “Catch A Fire.”

Shortly after the release of their major-label debut, Bunny Wailer and Peter Tosh went their

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Comments (0) Feb 19 2012

Whitney Houston: Grammy Awards

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Whitney Houston (1963 - 2012)

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As would be expected from one of the most successful female singers of all time, Whitney Houston earned 26 Grammy nominations and six wins throughout her career. Here is a look back at some of her Grammy appearances over the years…

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Whitney Houston at the 36th Annual GRAMMY Awards on March 1, 1994 in New York City, New York. That year she won Album of the Year and Record of the Year for The Bodyguard Original Soundtrack and “I Will Always Love You.”

 

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Comments (0) Feb 12 2012

Beautiful Smiling Face: Legend Whitney Houston

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  1. Whitney Houston arrives to …

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  1. Whitney Houston arrives to the “The love of R&B Grammy Party” at Tru Hollywood on February 9, 2012 in Hollywood, California.

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Comments (0) Feb 12 2012