Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny Poetry, Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Don’t Mess with Mom
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My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He’d decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
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“Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that’s taught by Mr. Wright?
It’s all about the laws today,
The “Children’s Bill of Rights.”
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It says I need not clean my room,
don’t have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
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I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head,
and I sure don’t have to pray.
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I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
and get tattoos from head to toes.
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And if you ever spank me,
I’ll charge you with the crime.
I’ll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
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Don’t you ever touch me,
my body’s only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that’s just more child abuse.
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Don’t preach about your morals,
like your mama did to you.
That’s nothing more than mind control,
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Dec 04 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: actor, actress, Apollo, awards, beauty, bracelet, celebrity, concert, designer, diamonds, dinner, fashion, film, France, gold, gown, hairdo, hairstyle, Hollywood, Italy, jewelry, London, magazine, model, movie, New York City, Paris, party, pumps, show, smiles, style, time, woman
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Halle Berry
In Gucci at the Silver Rose gala and auction in Beverly Hills; in Kaufman Franco at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills; in Reem Acra at Spike TV’s Scream Awards in L.A.
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Eva Mendes
In Salvatore Ferragamo at Variety’s 2nd Annual Power of Women Luncheon in Beverly Hills; in Atelier Versace at the Little White Lies premiere in Rome; in Prada at The Other Guys afterparty in London.
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Jennifer Lopez
In Gianfranco Ferré at an Apollo Theater benefit concert in NYC; in Zuhair Murad Couture at the Costume Institute Gala in NYC; in Gianfranco Ferré at The Back-Up Plan premiere in L.A.
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Jessica Alba
In Marc Jacobs outside the Late Show With David Letterman studios in NYC; in Balmain at the Machete premiere in L.A.; in
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Mar 30 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: actor, actress, age, baby, bank, beaches, beauty, bliss, bouquet, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, child, church, companion, computer, concert, couple, designer, diamonds, fashion, father, film, flowers, gold, gown, hairdo, hairstyle, happiness, Hollywood, home, hug, husband, internet, jewelry, joy, kisses, laughter, life, love, man, marriage, minister, money, mother, movie, music, New York, online, parent, Paris, parson, partner, party, pastor, preacher, president, priest, rain, resort, ring, rose, roses, singer, smiles, sports, spouse, star, style, suit, sunset, umbrella, Valentine's Day, water, wedding, wife, woman
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LaLa Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony
“It was the most amazing night of my life,” Vasquez, 31, said of July 10 NYC wedding to the Denver Nugget star, 26. After a 20-minute ceremony, where their three-year-old son Kiyan served as ring bearer, the couple and their 300-plus guests danced to ’70s R&B and hip-hop tunes.
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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz
The expectant singer — in a one-shoulder silk Vera Wang draped dress — and the hip-hop producer, 32, were wed by pal Dr. Deepak Chopra at a private residence in Corsica, France July 31 (also in attendance: Queen Latifah and Bono). Three months later, the crooner, 29, gave birth to their son Egypt.
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Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky
Clad in Vera Wang, the daughter of former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton swapped vows with the
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Mar 30 2011
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: beaches, beauty, blessings, bliss, comfort, core, day, earth, eyes, gift, God, gratitude, happiness, heart, inspiration, joy, kindness, laughter, life, light, link, listening, love, man, movie, music, others, power, rainbow, rivers, smiles, strength, thought, touch, trust, universe, values, video, wisdom, wish, woman, words, world
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You are about to see something beautiful!
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A few years ago, Kate Nowak awoke one morning and felt compelled to write the words of a special blessing that she wanted to share with others.
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The rest, as they say, is history!
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Kate’s beautiful words are now shown in this inspirational 3-minute movie. It’s not about religious beliefs - it’s
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Oct 17 2010
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: actor, actress, age, athlete, awards, beauty, birthday, bliss, celebrity, elderly, fashion, film, happiness, Hollywood, joy, movie, music, photos, president, red carpet, seniors, smiles, sports, star, style, television
See which stars blow out candles during the week of September 25-October 1.
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Serena Williams, Athlete
September 26: Serena Williams turns 29
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Christina Milian, Musician
September 26: Christina Milian turns 29
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Bryant Gumbel
September 29: Bryant Gumbel turns 62
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Sep 26 2010
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: actor, actress, awards, bliss, celebrity, ceremony, couple, designer, family, fashion, film, happiness, Hollywood, home, husband, jewelry, joy, life, love, man, marriage, movie, photos, smiles, spouse, star, style, wedding, wife, woman
Longtime Girlfriend Shamicka Gibbs
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Shamicka Gibbs
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Comedian and actor Martin Lawrence tied the knot over the weekend. The funnyman married his longtime girlfriend, Shamicka Gibbs, on Saturday at his Beverly Hills home.
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Denzel Washington, Eddie Murphy among guests at wedding of funnyman and Gibbs.
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Jul 12 2010
