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Helen Mirren
.The grand Dame accessorized her classy gown with a Cartier necklace worth a cool 1.6 million dollars!
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Catherine Zeta-Jones
.Michael Douglas’ main squeeze made a grand entrance in a gorgeous green Monique Lhuillier ball gown.
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Dianna Agron
.The “Glee” cheerleader channeled Old Hollywood with her sideswept tresses and shimmering nude J. Mendel gown, which she accessorized with a metallic Ferragamo clutch.
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Jane Lynch
.“Glee’s” Best Supporting Actress winner struck a statuesque pose in a belted shimmering black Ali Rahimi gown.
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Emma Stone
.Emma’s wearing a peachy backless Calvin Klein Collection dress.
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Julia Stiles
.Stiles, who was nominated for Best Supporting Actress on “Dexter,” also turned to Romona Keveza for her stately black ballgown.
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Anne Hathaway
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The “Love and Other Drugs” beauty shimmered in a backless Armani Prive gown, embellished with paillettes and Swarovski crystals. Van Cleef & Arpels jewels set off her eye-catching metallic frock.
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Sarah Hyland
.Julie Bowen’s onscreen daughter followed a similar color palette with her embellished chiffon Max Azria gown, which she topped off with a Mikimoto statement necklace.
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Olivia Wilde
.The “House” hottie floated down the red carpet in a voluminous sequined Marchesa gown. Too bad we couldn’t see her glittering yellow Christian Louboutin shoes!
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Sofia Vergara
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As usual, Latin siren Sofia Vergara brought the va-va-voom in an attention-grabbing, curve-hugging Vera Wang stunner.
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Elisabeth Moss
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The “Mad Men” Best Actress nominee struck a pose in a green Donna Karan gown and Lorraine Schwartz earrings.
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Jan 31 2011
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Natalie Portman
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The “Black Swan” Best Actress winner dressed in a draped pink Viktor & Rolf gown, adorned with a rose applique.
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Vanessa Williams
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The “Desperate Housewives” star shimmered in a pink one-shoulder gown.
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Halle Berry
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The “Frankie & Alice” Best Actress nominee could pull off just about anything, including this daring Nina Ricci bustier number.
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Eva Longoria
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The newly single “Desperate Housewife” strutted her stuff in a sexy Zac Posen fishtail gown. Eat your heart out Tony Parker!
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Angelina Jolie
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On the red carpet at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards, Angelina’s “Dynasty”-inspired, Swarovski-encrusted Atelier Versace gown wowed fashionistas.
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Jenna Ushkowitz
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Amber’s “Glee” co-star traded in her character’s Goth gear for a beautiful, ruffled Rebecca Taylor gown.
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Milla Jovovich
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The model-turned-actress proved she’s still runway worthy in a stunning silver Armani Prive dress.
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Piper Perabo
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The “Covert Affairs” nominee was all smiles in her bow-adorned Oscar de la Renta frock.
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Jan 31 2011
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I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
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I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
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Apr 28 2009
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THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J. SIMPSON
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“Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs.”
“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
“Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.”
“If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
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Jan 25 2009