Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY".
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All moms are beautiful, but they don’t always reward themselves as much as they deserve — they need us to help them along! Mother’s Day is a great chance to pick up a treasured product that your mom loves but would rarely splurge on for herself.
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I love Olay Regenerist Daily Regenerating Serum, which uses niacinamide to help regenerate damaged skin. The Regenerist line also includes moisturizer, body lotion and facial peels — try putting several products together in a gift basket.
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May 08 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: advice, Africa, age, aid, America, aroma, butt, car, channel, computer, doctor, elderly, era, eyes, family, food, fragrance, friends, funny, granny, hairdo, hairstyle, hand, hands, hilarious, history, hospital, hotel, humor, husband, internet, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, laughter, man, money, mother-in-law, movie, movies, neighbor, odor, online, perfume, phone, recipe, rectum, scent, seniors, sex, smiles, time, tips, updo, vehicle, wishes, woman
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
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I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
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Apr 28 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, aroma, bird, choice, color, daffodil, duty, earth, exam, flowers, fragrance, garden, home, House, job, life, Mathematics, odor, perfume, rain, rose, roses, scent, season, shrubs, spring, summer, task, test, tips, tool, tools, vegetables, water, winter, work
Follow the 10 tips outlined below for a welcoming garden that’s filled with color and fragrance — and song.
Survey the Yard
Make note of tree limbs that should be removed or cabled, especially those that overhang structures. Hire an arborist to maintain large trees. Cut down last year’s perennial foliage, and toss it into the compost pile. Rake mulch from beds planted with bulbs before foliage appears, and refresh mulch in other planting areas after soil warms. Check fences, steps, and pathways for disrepair caused by freezing and thawing.
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: aroma, boss, clothes, clothing, companion, couple, day, dinner, duty, employee, employer, era, exam, fashion, food, fragrance, funny, hands, hilarious, history, humor, husband, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, meal, meat, memory, menu, odor, partner, perfume, recipe, restaurant, scent, smell, smiles, spouse, style, supervisor, tablecloth, task, test, time, tool, tools, waiter, waitress, wife, woman, work
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
“I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner’s wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Read More
Apr 01 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: aroma, blacks, child, communication, conversation, cow, discussion, duty, fart, flight, fragrance, funny, girl, hilarious, horse, humor, idea, job, jokes, language, laughter, odor, passenger, perfume, plane, president, scent, smiles, surprise, task, thought, words, work, youth
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard
that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.”
… The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed itslowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talkabout?”
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