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A Recipe for Roasting Heritage Turkeys
How to prepare and roast a farm-fresh heritage turkey. Get a full eat local Thanksgiving menu here.
Courtesy of Chef Laura Pensiero, Gigi Trattoria, Rhinebeck, NY.
Farm turkeys generally roast more quickly than the water-filled agribusiness turkeys.
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Nov 17 2008
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How To Bake A Cake
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1. Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.
2. Remove blocks and toy cars from table.
3. Grease pan, crack nuts.
4. Measure two cups flour.
5. Remove baby’s hands from flour, wash flour off baby.
6. Remeasure flour.
7. Put flour, baking powder, salt in sifter.
8. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on floor.
9. Get another bowl.
10. Answer doorbell.
11. Return to kitchen.
12. Remove baby’s hands from bowl.
13. Wash baby.
14. Answer phone.
15. Return.
16. Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan.
17. Look for baby.
18. Grease another pan.
19. Answer telephone.
20. Return to kitchen and find baby.
21. Remove baby’s hands from bowl.
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Sep 12 2008